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Cattyukaf
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28 Sep 2007
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North Yorkshire, United Kingdom
Sorry but my Laptop has had to go to hospital. Thanks for popping by & I'll be back ASAP Hopefully I can borrow one on & off until it gets back. Take care All xx
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(new) message from
debski
PM for you
on 11 May 08
(new) message from
jappo72
What a lovely bunch you have, you are very luck i only have one and she is hard work lol, i admire you for taking care of all of those pets!!! visit me sometime at jappo72 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
on 11 May 08
(new) message from
Trainer of Dogs
hi, thanks for the goodies. We are off tomorrow to canine capers for our first demo this year. Last year we were flooded out. Also its Matties first one in performing. So fingers crossed. leaving some ice cream and red roses. Love from the gang.
on 11 May 08
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caitlin-babz
Hello i know it has been a long time since murphy went to rainbow bridge i would like to say thanks for the poem . i know i should of thanked you sooner but i couldnt bring myself to talk about it. I still cry my heart out when i read the poems xx From Caitlin, Purdie(Murphys Great Graqnd Niece) and Indie the Crazy Spaniel xxxxx
on 10 May 08
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daniellesdogs
your zoo sounds just like mine but i havent any lizards any more i did have beards , the best of the lizards i think but they all gone to pet heaven. iggy basilisk water dragons they i rescued now at better homes. iv 3 dogs 5 cats spider,2 rabbits,tortoise, tropical and goldfish. on top of this lot i have a 12 year old boy and would like more so i kidnap my sisters kid most weekends its a bit made and not one of them does as they told.. bye
on 09 May 08
(new) message from
Elly
Ha can believe that it wouldn't print A - s- s (kind of ruins the joke!)
on 06 May 08
(new) message from
Elly
Hey guys these are a couple of our favourite Jokes. Hope that your Mom's brother is doing ok out there, send him our love xx The Pastors The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the raceagain, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S . This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have toget rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS FOR $10. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER IS WILD AND FREE. The bishop was buried the next day. The Gift Ned was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!" The next morning Ned got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house.She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. (in America weight is measured in pounds) THE MORNON AND THE AUSSIE A Mormon was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London, England,to Melbourne, Australia. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Aussie asked for a rum and Coke, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. The Mormon replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen than let liquor touch my lips." The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,"Me too I didn't know we had a choice." Jesus & the burglar A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, 'Jesus is watching you.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,clear as a bell he heard, 'Jesus is watching you.' Freaked out, he shone his & light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. 'Yep,' the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you.' The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?' 'Moses,' replied the bird. 'Moses?' the burglar laughed .. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?' 'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.' ! I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged meand said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!
on 06 May 08
(new) message from
andiq1
Night night belle and Karla give mum a hug from us won't you???? Love K&D XxXx
on 05 May 08
(new) message from
suejoy@mosscroft
hello there, Toby is still ticking on. His tumour is growing but he is alert and still eating well. Vet says to take each day as it comes. He is a dear old cat, came to us through Cats Protection when his owner became too ill to keep him. He sends his love for wishing him well
on 05 May 08
(new) message from
molly the lurcher lover
Nothing else for it, this is going to be a GANG NEWSLETTER FROM CHAOS CORNER! Happy Spring??? Bank Holiday to all my readers. As I write it is Saturday night and I was speaking to my friend [one of the Jackies] who took the little Whippet X Lurcher, she went to a Game Fair today with her and ran her in the Whippet Racing.......... her very first effort, slow to understand where she was meant to go but then.........................whoosh........ finished 3rd and just getting going! Molly: Wonderful as ever, her phantom pregnancy is over but I noticed blood on a teat last Saturday, mastitis... more anti-biotics! She is actually coming in season, the boys are sniffing about and their teeth are chattering like mad; Molly soon sees them off though, it won’t be long until she is banished to a stable out of the reach of the marauding males! Horatio: Lovely dog, being very good and loving. Bert: Mindless as ever! He has a Molly Fixation, if we did not know otherwise we would say that he had been weaned much too early. He spends as much time as possible SUCKING Molly’s back, he goes into a trance of ecstasy pummeling her with his front paws......... but......... when she gets to the ‘interesting condition’ he suddenly grows up - real problems for him. This time it will be worse for him than ever as Molly’s substitute, the late-lamented FLOSS R.I.P. is no longer here to be his surrogate mother. Tallulah: Thinking about coming into season too, she is now missing her ‘partner’ Floss, maybe Annie will step into the breach, though I doubt it; Lu and Floss were an item for years. Alfred: The Teddy Bear of the family, a big kind, gentle dog who lives to follow my husband around [they go on holiday together!] Tig: The mobile hot-water bottle, he was getting depressed about the pups taking centre stage and we had to give him extra time in BED WITH US!!! He is much cheerier now, he has been assured he is still TOP DOG. Annie: Settling in very well, she had not put a paw wrong until this afternoon when she CHASED MY CAT! Death at dawn was threatened, I grabbed a broom handle and chased her with it, she cowered away, she was given the lightest tap with it, you would have thought by her expression that she had been thrashed within an inch of her life. She retreated to the kitchen and has avoided eye contact with me since! She is currently fast asleep in the puppy cage next to me. She continues to sleep with us, all goes well until she leaps up on TIG who is under the duvet, then there is a growling session from ‘The Master of the House’, Tig that is!!! We then re shuffle round the bed and with luck all is calm. One night Alfred arrived too and landed on them both! I evicted him altogether so he trundled down to a visitor’s room and joined her - opportunist! Annie plays with a tug, she takes it and prods various noses asking to play, so far the only one to take up the challenge was Little Ruairi who was quickly defeated. She tears round the garden and field [just had slurry sprayed........................] she seems very happy. Ruairi: Is getting bolder, he has turned on Annie a couple of times when she took his tuggie, I don’t know who was the more surprised! Caíomhe: Is not feeling very well, this morning she had the violent gut-rot, fortunately the pups were in the cage and so it was not too drastic, the thought of that lot on the kitchen floor............ poor little girl, she is really off colour today. General News: The pups and Annie went to visit Elaine-the-Dog Warden to get their licences and be microchipped. Here in Northern Ireland we have DOG LICENCES! It costs £5 per dog and there are no exemptions. One can have a reduced fee for an OAP, but there are no block licences unless one has certified breeding kennels Ministry inspected. I believe that the reason there are so many dogs destroyed here is that if a dog strays and it is not wearing a collar and a current licence disc the owner is liable to a hefty fine or if any damage has been incurred, prosecution. Therefore, dogs are abandoned rather than being claimed, it is the efficiency of the system here. Ah well, Better get on here, time to feed everybody. Best Wishes to you all, here’s hoping your dogs stay healthy and happy and so do you! Lynda.
on 03 May 08
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