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Barney
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6 years old, male
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Hi sorry I have not been on DS for a long time I have been really busy
Pooch personality
energy
zzzz woof woof
friendliness
grrrgh waggy tail
obedience
forget it right away
intelligence
durr? e=mc2
temperament
chill whooah
What my owner says
loves
food
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young childeren
favourite toy
Squeaky ball
favourite food
Cheese
favourite place
on the sofa
what my humans like most about me
how much i love her and how friendly i am.
how i met my owner(s)
she go me from a breeder.
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I am verry friendly and I love to have my belly rubed.i love food and im a obident but i can be.....
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comment by
davidmh
Hi Barney, EVEN MORE SHOCK HORROR AWE FILLED SENSATIONAL NEWS.................A WEEKEND FREE OF POO ROLLING! Extraordinarily the girlie gundogs did not clothe themselves in things noxious over the weekend. Walkies meant walkies not walkies and washies. I know that you are now asking yourself... HAVE they turned over a new leaf? HAS Sarika realised that her Princessliness status could be at stake? HAS the Poomonster abdicated? CAN Sainsbury cancel David’s order for tomato puree? HAVE the girlies taken pity on their aged human slave? HAVE recycled animal dinners had their day, fashion wise? SADLY I think the answer to all these important questions is......NO. It is all down to the farmer. For the farmer and tractors have been busy in our fields...ploughing, harrowing and seeding or simply topping. All the piles of Purdey’s favourite “was an animal meal once” have been squished, squashed and specked and spread. The fields are a POO FREE ZONE. I felt a deep emotional attachment to the farmer...I stood in the field shouting I LOVE YOU at a tractor, the police were called, the doctor says I will get better, just not sure when!!! Anyway, enough of my problems, not surprisingly, today’s treat is a tractor..... Max was going to drive it over but remembered, just in time, that a) he does not have a licence and b) he is a bit blind so the tractor (I love you tractor) is in the post. Have fun. X
on 13 October 2008
comment by
piddy
Hi Barney, sorry we haven't written for a while, we went to our Labrador rescue party and had great fun, Jack won a rosette for coming 3rd in the most handsome dog event (lucky boy). PS. we have added some more photos hope you like them. Sausages and chips today xxx
on 07 October 2008
comment by
angiedan
HI TED THE ED here well this will be my last day for messages as Mum & Dad are going on Holiday tomorrow but they fly out early , im going to my Human sisters they love having me so all my stuff is packed as well . Now My Message today is Benji [ beaglehouse ] is having his Stag do on Friday they are meeting up in Amsterdam at the T'loose Bar in the Red Light Area !!!! Gimli will love that i bet you a Fiver he gets arrested !! Now we have 3 Birthdays This Week TARA [susie78 ] is the 7th Oct SALLY [ senza ] is on the 8th Oct and ROSCO [ thaliaward ] is on the 10th of Oct so please send them a Birthday Wish will you add me on your Wishes as thats 3 Parties im gonna Miss . Now TONEY [ dar55 ] thinks we should have a Film Star Name for Our Videos well im gonna Be James Cagney as he was a real Tough Guy like me Toney wants to be Clint Eastwood !! The Good the Bad and the UGLY hahahahahahaha he asked for that So Let Me know what Names your gonna be Now as you know CARA [ mushypea ] has to have more tests today so our thoughts are with her and her Human Family xxxNow Little Human Oliver has Raised £975.00 so far so thats Good News Mum was Thinking about doing a Calendar Girls calendar for Doggy Snappers ??? so if your Game let her know also as anyone got a St Bernard she can borrow for her Piccy hahahahahahaha Well i will be back a week Tomorrow im gonna Miss you all keep me informed with the Gossip Todays treat is a Large Supply of Donuts to keep you all going LOVE YOU LOTS LOVE TEDDY xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
on 06 October 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Barney, NEWS FLASH....NEWS FLASH.....NEWS FLASH..... ANOTHER SHOCK HORROR AWE FILLED SENSATION. People of Berkshire in the United of Kingdoms have been stunned by the incredible news from the davidmh kennel. Her Princessliness Sarika ....... a member of The Hungarian Wirehaired Vizsla Royal Household, she of the ”butter wouldn’t melt” expression, she of the human eyes and the perfumed botty burps, the Laydee of the Month of Lurve, also known as Her Gorgeousness and, by Purdey, as Miss Goody Twoshoes............ has disgraced herself. On a walk this morning she did a Purdey, SHE ROLLED IN SOMETHING UNMENTIONABLE AND VERY SMELLY. Her human slave (now on tranquillisers) and the incorrigible one, the Poomonster, looked on in complete bewilderment. The sleeping dobes has yet to express an opinion. TV news crews from the Doggy Channel are on site and the Ambulance Service are administering to many stunned passers-by. What next?!!!! Will Sarika become the Poomonster? Will Purdey give up her title willingly? Will Max wake up? A bottle of pop and a fillet steak for you while we are waiting for answers to these fundamental questions. x
on 06 October 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Barney, I think Maxwell has turned into a fish as we have now “enjoyed” a veritable shoal of fish farts. I am not sure that “enjoyed” is the right word there! However I cannot find any fins on him so I asked the local “she who knows absolutely everything about dogs” and she said I had to squeeze some glands in his nether regions. “SQUEEZE......”GLANDS”..... .”MAX’S NETHER REGIONS”.......”ME”. I don’t think so, that’s the sort of thing you PAY someone else to do. Mrs Davidmh, have you got any cash, would you like some? It has also been all quiet here as far as Purdey is concerned, no rolling in, no treading in, nor scoffing of unmentionables. Which is TROUBLING because I said that pigs would fly before that happened. I now go outside with considerable trepidation...it is ok being hit by a bird poo from 100 feet but PIG!! Goodnight Vienna methinks. Her princessliness remains just that so today she is sending over some cash (should you have Max’s problem) and a golfing umbrella for your slave, just in case pigs do fly! X PS the one good thing about fish farts (what AM I writing!!!!) is that I have discovered that my reflexes still work, you would not believe how quickly I got out of the sitting room yesterday!!!
on 01 October 2008
comment by
Angus' Dad
Angus is back!! Hello.. well, Daddy came back on Saturday and I made a big fuss of him. He bought me a rugby ball. I put a hole in it now..hehehe.. The other good news is that I found the ram’s horn and it is in Daddy’s car at the moment. How are you all? Hope you are fine. The weather has been nice, so I’ve been able to go out, and Daddy gave me 3 walks on Saturday..I think he missed me too. Leaving you some Coconut cake.. thanks for looking after the kennel! PS I got sussed.. the nice neighbours next door told daddy that I have been pinching pears that have fallen from their tree. I ate one in front of them all on Sunday.. they laughed!!
on 29 September 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Barney, NOT THE BEST 24 HOURS. First of all Max did a “fish fart”, unfortunately he was sitting on my lap at the time. Owners of older dogs will probably know about fish farts, owners of younger dogs have a treat in store. I am not articulate enough to describe the noxious lingering pong that results. Then on our walk Sarika came back lame, by the looks of things she got a stone caught in her paw, no cuts but bruises. While I was sorting her out I noticed that Purdey had trailed some mud on the floor. I picked it up and sniffed it....WHY DID I DO THAT? WHY DID I PICK IT UP? WHY ON EARTH DID I SNIFF IT? It is fair to say that I now regret picking it up and, very particularly, sniffing it. The little darling had obviously walked in what she normally rolls in, deer poo I think. I very nearly joined my clothes in the washing machine. So indeed NOT THE BEST 24 HOURS and now there is the next 24 to look forward to, OH DEAR. Today the girls are sending over some spare kisses and Max is sending a cork and a nose clip. PS Despite being well snogged Tommy didn’t turn into a prince, perhaps because he is a toad rather than a frog? But at least he has a smile on his face now! x
on 24 September 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Barney, what a lovely weekend, perhaps THAT was our long awaited summer? We walked up the Thames a couple of times and much fun was had by all....well, except perhaps for the duck which Purdey chased.....or the tennis ball which Sarika managed to sink.... it is a tough life being a tennis ball round here! The weekend’s big news was that Sarika and Purdey found a new friend who we are calling Tommy (pic in kennel if you can get there!). Max hasn’t met Tommy (who might even be a prince, who knows) because dobes opted for sleep rather than exercise. Because of Tommy the girlies are sending over a HALL.....Purdey wanted to send mouthwash too but that is her problem, serves her right for picking up Tommy with her mouth......all will become obvious, hopefully. Have fun x
on 22 September 2008
comment by
theshadow
hiya, arg i don't beleive it - he did it again, my dad woke me up at 6am, doesn't he know that us dogs like a lay in - it is saturday - then dad got my lead and said walkies, he opened the front door and suddenely a cold blast of wind came through the door brrrrrr that was cold, i put the brakes on - i was not going anyhwere it was too cold, if i have to go out there to do what dogs do - i would stick to the ground , after some gentle persuasion i went out but i was not happy about it, we got to the field and dad let me off the lead, and i thought right time to get my own back for making me come out into the cold, so i pretended to be on the trail of something so dad would have to chase after me, he is not fit hehehe, so i was off, i got a little distance from dad, then i heard a squek, i lifted my head up and had a look around and couldn't see anything - i heard it again - squeak squeak, then daddy called me - i looked at my dad he had a secret weapon - my squeaky bone so i ran back to him, and he threw my bone i chased after it and went to pick it up and then thought again - if dad expects me to get tht bone off the cold ground he can think again - well anyway i had a good run in the field with my squeaky bone - when we got home i got my own back, i jumped on dads lap with my freezing cold paws - that'll teach him hehehe, treat today is dads lap to warm your paws on and steak and kidney pudding wags and woofs shadow, fab picie, adele is so talented,
on 20 September 2008