Let's go for a walk meet another dog
Marley
Kennel owner's status
Pooch personality
energy
zzzz woof woof
friendliness
grrrgh waggy tail
obedience
forget it right away
intelligence
durr? e=mc2
temperament
chill whooah
What my owner says
loves
walkies
hates
being alone
favourite toy
rubber ball
favourite food
depends on my mood
favourite place
the park
what my humans like most about me
very affectionate and loving, and funny
how i met my owner(s)
from when i was a pup wiv my mum, on epupz
other stuff about me
love going for walks and running round wiv my bum tucked in, dont like the new addition to the famil.....
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comment by
davidmh
Hi Marley, today a tip for the humans. If you decide to ponce yourself up a bit with a quick squirt of Armani Code (men’s version, he added quickly!!!)....well you never know who you might meet on a “walkies”, it could be one of those SIMPLY GORGEOUS LADIES FROM DOGGYSNAPS.....anyway, to continue....make sure that the NOZZLE is not pointing at your eye. Because BLOODY HELL, ARMANI CODE STINGS!!!! (Note to self....must wear glasses when applying aftershave). TYPICALLY the girlie gundogs and dobes, who are all fine, were no support to their aged human slave in his time of need but were seen sniggering behind their paws at his pain and, in particular, his use of the English language! So it is love to you lot from them and the currently partly blind but actually now also very fragrant me. X
on 19 November 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Marley, so the walk went really well. The wind was blowing a gale and seemed to have dried up most of the tracks, despite the recent torrential rain. There were some nasty filthy puddles where the muddy water was black but otherwise all was great. My gorgeous Purdey (I absolutely adore her really) was a darling, a paragon of virtue, a simply well behaved girlie, no noxious things were subjected to her backstroke, no none at all, it was a MIRACLE really. And as for the Princessliness, well Sarika was as always “mad as a box of frogs”, full of beans and fun. She always sticks close to me on our walks unless there is a leaf, moth, butterfly, JUMBO JET etc to chase. Wonderful. So I bent down to give them both a kiss (yes, I know I am a soppy old sod) and was immediately engulfed in girlie gundogs. Their paws were round my neck, they were in my arms, everywhere, and I got subjected to the treatment, licks and kisses. I love those moments, they are so very precious.......I am not sure when I remembered that they both had spent a bit of very recent time in one of those “nasty filthy puddles” previously mentioned. Was it before or after I noticed the condition of my clothes? Suffice to say that Max is currently watching the washing machine do its thing. AND THAT BEGS THE QUESTION..is watching it hypnotising him, it is on so often, so he is not really asleep he is actually in a trance? Hmmmmmm. I wonder how you tell. AND FINALLY...A man went to into an hardware store and picked up a can of fly spray. "Is this good for wasps?" he asked the assistant. "No, it kills them" was the reply.
on 12 November 2008
comment by
benji's mom
What cuties, you both are so sweet,but Im sure you can be naughty....pop over and visit me and the rest of the family would love to be friends and hear all your news.Leaving a treat for you to enjoy in bed tonight.Hope to see you both soon.Benji,Chisha and Toby x0x0x0x0x0x0
on 10 November 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Marley, so there was this pile of deer poo. First the golden sand coloured hairy east European girlie gundog, she of royal lineage, looked at it, sniffed it and then decided that the leaves fluttering in the wind were of much greater interest. Then the silver grey coloured hairy east European girlie gundog looked at it and sniffed it AND then decided that the leaves were more interesting too. PHEW went the aged human, rather smugly, knowing that Mrs Davidmh was at the stables so any “stinky” washing and “desmelling with tomato sauce” duties would be down to him. He started to whistle. So engrossed in his whistling was he (it was a complicated tune with REQUIRED changes of key AND descants – the aged human interestingly being very good at them when they are NOT REQUIRED but not so when they ARE) that he failed to notice the silver grey one doubling back until it was too late. He turned around just in time to see her, all four legs in the air, actually wriggling her back in the aforementioned deer poo.......next time I had better stick to easier whistling, Young Folks or Colonel Bogey! AND BY POPULAR REQUEST... A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about that mad cow disease that's going around?" "Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
on 10 November 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Marley, today the girlie gundogs and dobes, who are all well if a bit muddy, are delivering a joke. It is probably an oldie but I have only just heard it and it made me laugh..... A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”. “Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient. The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse? ”The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”....Ho Ho....right, I am off to power wash the patio x
on 06 November 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Marley, it is HALLOWEEN, a time for trick OR treat. Well the girlie gundogs, dobes and I are not going to do that.......we are going to deliver to everyone a trick AND a treat AND a surprise. The SURPRISE is that Max has woken up. I have also managed to get him on a video with the girlies. Apologies, should you watch it, for the twit sounding commentary but Purdey decided to lick my head during filming. I bet Steven Spielberg doesn’t have that problem! The TREAT is a virtual fillet of beef. I know it isn’t as yummy as a real one but “it is the thought that counts”. (Hmm). And now for the TRICK. I have been practising this so I hope I get it right.....I have a pack of cards here.....SHUFFLE, SHUFFLE, CUT, SHUFFLE......now you pick a card, remember it, put it back so I cannot see it......SHUFFLE, SHUFFLE, CUT, SHUFFLE.....now watch....1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9.....and the 10th card is the......7 of clubs!!!!!!!!! HOW BRILLIANT IS THAT???? Me MAD? Probably.x
on 31 October 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Marley, building HDS WOOF (the doggies only BARK) is hard work. So far the girlie gundogs and I have collected seventeen twigs, four leaves, some cardboard with brown sticky tape attached, a piece of string, a plastic bag and a dead pigeon. I am struggling to work out what to do with the pigeon. We also very nearly collected a live deer but that’s another story (naughty Purdey!). At least the girlies make up with their enthusiasm for their complete lack of appreciation of what we actually need for boat building. The same cannot be said for dobes who frankly I blame for not briefing them properly. He says he has been too busy sleeping, watching repeats of DEAL OR NO DEAL or doing the TIMES crossword. In the circumstances I think that we’d all better hope for a DROUGHT this winter! Anyway, guess what you are getting today....that’s right...the TIMES crossword (three clues to do)....and OK then.....you get the pigeon too. Have fun x
on 29 October 2008
comment by
davidmh
treats x
on 27 October 2008
comment by
Joybelle
Well good morning to you, my friend. how is it in your little corner of the world today? great to see you snookums. we have a bag of goodies for you. God bless, hugs,licks & tail wags. love Tess & Buster ♥♥♥
on 27 October 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Marley, why, after we have a bit of rain, is the mud on our previously dry field paths two inches deep? On the subject of MUD, I have decided I would like to reincarnate Flanders and Swann who composed and sang the song “Mud Mud, Glorious Mud”. If they and their friend THE HIPPOPOTAMUS think that MUD is so great then they can bloody well turn up on my doorstep with buckets of soapy warm water and sponges and give me a hand cleaning two deliriously happy and very dirty girlie gundogs. It would serve them, F and S and the Hippo, right (plus I would like to see a HIPPO trying to hold a sponge let alone give a wash to her princessliness very skitty knickers Sarika!!!!). Today I am sending over a small lamb and a peppermint flavoured striped hard boiled sweet.........................they are a clue to the appropriate words for my GRUMPY OLD MAN mood.......BAH HUMBUG!!!! Dobes slept through the chaos so, like him, I am off to have a lie down now! x
on 22 October 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Marley, I had a big decision to make today....decorating or DoggySnaps? Well, that didn’t take long.....so here we are! All is quiet here at the moment, the three doggies are all clean and fragrant and being well behaved, in fact they have been all weekend. The bucket of soapy water and I simply do not know what to do with ourselves. WORRYING isn’t it. No doubt something will happen soon, the girlie gundogs, Purdey and, dare I say it, Sarika will do something featuring another animal’s poo and/or Max will wake up and do his John Travolta Saturday Night Fever dance routine which is quite good if a bit bizarre!!!!. Before something does happen I will drop off some emulsion paint and some wallpaper just in case you or your human, unlike me, want to do some decorating (and also so I cannot change my mind) x
on 20 October 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Marley, today we are sending kisses and cuddles all round. Also some VERY SAD news, my short but very intense love affair with the farmer’s TRACTORS is over. WHY, I hear you ask, because you, like me, no doubt thought it was the REAL THING? Two words have driven us apart...........MUCK SPREADING. This is the latest task in the fields and YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE PONG, even the entire world production of tomato sauce and puree would not be able neutralise it. The girlie gundogs reactions to the PONG were interesting, her Princessliness immediately reached for her snuff box and embroidered handkerchief (I think that she might be reclaiming her royal status), Purdey, on the other hand, clearly fancied doing cartwheels, forward rolls and numerous other gymnastic manoeuvres immediately behind the spreader. (Note to self: Purdey will not be going near the field for a few days). Meanwhile dobes had a VERY BAD day. He woke up (A BIG MISTAKE AS IT TURNED OUT) to the horrors of a bath and a very necessary but clearly TRAUMATIC botty wash; you should have heard the screams. I have a feeling that he might now pretend to be fast asleep for the foreseeable future. x
on 15 October 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Marley, I think Maxwell has turned into a fish as we have now “enjoyed” a veritable shoal of fish farts. I am not actually sure that “enjoyed” is the right word there! However I cannot find any fins on him so I asked the local “she who knows absolutely everything about dogs” and she said I had to squeeze some glands in his nether regions. “SQUEEZE......”GLANDS”..... .”MAX’S NETHER REGIONS”.......”ME”. I don’t think so, that’s the sort of thing you PAY someone else to do.......Mrs Davidmh, have you got any cash, would you like some? It has also been all quiet here as far as Purdey is concerned, no rolling in, no treading in nor scoffing of unmentionables. Which is TROUBLING because I said that pigs would fly before that happened. I now go outside with considerable trepidation...it is ok being hit by a bird poo from 100 feet but PIG POO!! Goodnight Vienna methinks. Her Princessliness remains just that so today she is sending over some cash (should you have Max’s problem) and a golfing umbrella for your slave, just in case pigs do fly! X PS the one good thing about fish farts (what AM I writing!!!!) is that I have discovered that my reflexes still work, you would not believe how quickly I got out of the sitting room yesterday!!!
on 01 October 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Marley, NOT THE BEST 24 HOURS. First of all Max did a “fish fart”, unfortunately he was sitting on my lap at the time. Owners of older dogs will probably know about fish farts, owners of younger dogs have a treat in store. I am not articulate enough to describe the noxious lingering pong that results. Then on our walk Sarika came back lame, by the looks of things she got a stone caught in her paw, no cuts but bruises. While I was sorting her out I noticed that Purdey had trailed some mud on the floor. I picked it up and sniffed it....WHY DID I DO THAT? WHY DID I PICK IT UP? WHY ON EARTH DID I SNIFF IT? It is fair to say that I now regret picking it up and, very particularly, sniffing it. The little darling had obviously walked in what she normally rolls in, deer poo I think. I very nearly joined my clothes in the washing machine. So indeed NOT THE BEST 24 HOURS and now there is the next 24 to look forward to, OH DEAR. Today the girls are sending over some spare kisses and Max is sending a cork and a nose clip. PS Despite being well snogged Tommy didn’t turn into a prince, perhaps because he is a toad rather than a frog? But at least he has a smile on his face now! x
on 24 September 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Marley, what a lovely weekend, perhaps THAT was our long awaited summer? We walked up the Thames a couple of times and much fun was had by all....well, except perhaps for the duck which Purdey chased.....or the tennis ball which Sarika managed to sink.... it is a tough life being a tennis ball round here! The weekend’s big news was that Sarika and Purdey found a new friend who we are calling Tommy (pic in kennel if you can get there!). Max hasn’t met Tommy (who might even be a prince, who knows) because dobes opted for sleep rather than exercise. Because of Tommy the girlies are sending over a HALL.....Purdey wanted to send mouthwash too but that is her problem, serves her right for picking up Tommy with her mouth......all will become obvious, hopefully. Have fun x
on 22 September 2008
comment by
angus71
Hi Marley and Teagen, hope your having a good week, i feel so much better now than i did last time i talked to you. I haven't done much this week, Pop came over this morning and drove me and Mum to the pet food shop to buy my food and treats, so i'm very happy now as i was about to run out of food. Nan is having a good holiday, she's gone away with her cousin, but she left a list of jobs for Pop to do around the house, so he will be too busy to see me the rest of the week. sending you some greenies treats, that Mum bought this morning, love Angus
on 16 September 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Marley, how are you? SHOCK HORROR SENSATIONAL NEWS........ the doggies are all very well but one of them (GUESS WHO?) is in David’s bad books. Did I ever tell you that Purdey can do the “backstroke”...seemingly for a laugh she will travel around in the house on her back, pushing herself along with her hind legs. She really is a clown. Anyway, after being NAMED and SHAMED I thought that she would turn over a new leaf on the poo subject. Well she sort of did........she actually rolled on a leaf yesterday..........unfortunately the leaf was underneath a pile of very fresh deer poo. My heart sank when having rolled she then decided to do the “backstroke” on the poo too. And then this person came along and said...”she is covered in it” (I think that was the word).....”thank you” said I. GRRRRRRRRRRR. She has now decided to be a guard dog although her kennel picture is causing me some concern on that subject too. Anyway, today we are sending over a royal wave from the princess, sweet dreams from dobes and, you guessed it, a leaf from Purdey. Have fun x. PS I would handle the leaf with care!
on 15 September 2008
comment by
Bonnie81
well i had a good day yesterday, i went to pets at home and got spoilt, granny bought me a new pink harness and lead cos i ate my last ones heehee. i didn't get a muzzle but mummy says i'm on my last chance, she even threatened to take me to the vet and get them to put a zip on my mouth. i met another collie pup my age in pets at home and wow was he big, i'm beginning to think i must be the worlds smallest collie. leaving you roast beef today, love kizzie, xxxxxxxxxxxx
on 14 September 2008
comment by
Joybelle
Hi, how are you, my friend? gee it was a hot day here. we had a quiet day, so no stories to tell. it is lovely to see you again. thanks for coming for a visit. a turkey neck for you. have a great week. God bless, love Tess & Buster ♥♥♥
on 14 September 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Marley, some people say that you shouldn’t NAME and SHAME unpleasant behaviour on DoggySnaps. Well, I am going to make an exception to the rule because, quite frankly, enough is enough........The NAME is.....PURDEY...............THE SHAME is.....FOX POO. Now I guess that some people probably think I exaggerate Purdey’s prideliction for recycled animal dinners.....well, this time the gorgeous little sod has got her comeuppance because I took a photograph of her in her fox poo finery and I have put it in her kennel for all her friends and supporters to see. Serves her right. The clean and fragrant ones, Princessliness Sarika and His Baldiness, are dropping off virtual photos of themselves.....”unpooed” they said somewhat smugly! Have fun x PS New new computer still working, PHEW.
on 11 September 2008