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dingo
Hey I recognise that beach bum, Hi Monty haha
on 07 September 2008
comment by
kookiegrrl
hey monty you are almost as good looking as me!
on 10 August 2008
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jumboratty
Best Man speeches tend to follow a traditional format. They start with bawdy tales about the groom's adolescence. They move on to unsubtle references to alcohol-laced sordid nights out on the town. And finally touch on stories of the groom's brushes with the law and unsuitable bitches. Well, I hate to disappoint you. But Fred seems to have lived a scandal-free life. In fact, my hardest efforts to uncover some dirt … Led only to the complete lack of hygiene in his bachelor pad before he met Sasha! Wondering where to start this speech, I checked the Internet for tips on how to give a really memorable best man's performance. The magic formula, apparently is to: "Tell them about the groom's drinking and womanising in his younger days, hint at a few skeletons in his closet and you'll have them rolling in the aisles." They obviously haven't met Fred. Finding dirt to dish on this particular groom has required a PhD in detective work. As a pup, Fred had a love of sleepovers. His Mum would regularly find him sharing his room with various boys from his class. So you'll understand why … … when Fred told me he was engaged to be married to Sasha … … I was delighted … and also a little relieved! This little episode also explains why so few people wanted to share a room with Fred on his stag do. I'm delighted to have shared with you all the experience of seeing Fred marry … ... a Latdee. I've never failed to be amazed how gay dogs around the world seemed to take an instant like to his cherubic grin. Or how happy he seems to be to smile back. So his proposal to Sasha ... ... came as something of a relief. His mum thoughtfully reminded me he had a childhood fascination with the contents of his potty. He also had an unusual tendency to nibble at anything he found inside it … … But that's enough about his stag do. Although our school careers took different paths, we remained firm friends. I preferred history and geography. He preferred break time. I preferred passing exams. And he preferred failing them. Fred once told me that in a world without work, he would like to spend more time playing his guitar. Which, Sasha, as someone who has heard him play quite a bit … … Thinks is a great reason to encourage him to carry on working long hours. He decided to be a guitarist. He'd practise before school. He'd practise during school. And he'd practise before bed. Until it became obvious that his ears really hadn't evolved for a useful purpose. As their owner was tone deaf. He developed a love of … … botany. He became so obsessed with plant life … … that he regularly inspected hedges, ditches and drains on his way home from the pub. I bumped into a familiar looking girl in the pub last week. After I'd stared at her for a few minutes she came over and introduced herself ... ... as the woman who had taken away Fred's innocence a year ago. I was shocked. Because she made the story last for an hour and a half. Which, from my understanding … … was approximately an eighty nine minutes longer than the original incident! I'm delighted to say that all these idiosynchracies … … haven't stopped him marrying the girl of his dreams. And let's face it … … He's been dreaming for an unhealthily long time. Sasha has clearly found her man too. I can safely say that the most important thing in any relationship is friendship and Fred and sasha truly are best friends. They complete each other in a perfect way and they are clearly 100% right for each other … a perfect match in an imperfect world. Fortunately, Sasha is not just a beautiful bride. She also has professional expertise in interpersonal issues. Which may yet save Fred from the bullies. She has also performed the incredible trick of making him more presentable. He eats more healthily; dresses better and even travels sober these days. Today my job was to get Fred here in one piece. Traditionally, the Best Man's duty at a wedding was to step in if the groom didn't arrive. And seeing how stunning Sasha is looking … … I'm now wishing I'd stopped Fred getting to the church on time! It is a real honour to be standing here as Fred's best man, on this important day. There was intense competition for the role. Fred has countless mates who were up for the job. I am not sure exactly why I got the nod… …but two words do spring to mind: ….. 'Damage' … … and 'Limitation'! I'd like to finish on a more sincere note. It is a rare privilege for a Best Man to feel so thoroughly delighted with the choice of partner his groom has made. I can honestly say just that. And go further. Fred is one of my two best friends. Sasha is the other. The past year haven't always been great for me. But the two of them have been constant pillars of loyalty, sanity and support. You are a fantastic couple and I can speak on behalf of us all when I wish you a long, healthy and happy future together. Fred, you are a loyal friend, a loving brother and I just know you'll be a terrific husband. Sasha, you have married the very best of men. May your years ahead be filled with love, health and happiness. Laydees and Gentledogs I hope you will raise your glasses and join me in a toast to: Sasha and Fred.
on 18 January 2008
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jumboratty
Lawrence, you are a loyal friend, a loving brother and I just know you'll be a terrific husband. Anna, you have married the very best of men. May your years ahead be filled with love, health and happiness. Ladies and Gentlemen I hope you will raise your glasses and join me in a toast to: Anna and Lawrence.
on 18 January 2008
comment by
jumboratty
I'd like to finish on a more sincere note. It is a rare privilege for a Best Man to feel so thoroughly delighted with the choice of partner his groom has made. I can honestly say just that. And go further. Lawrence is one of my two best friends. Anna is the other. The past two years haven't always been great for me. But the two of them have been constant pillars of loyalty, sanity and support. You are a fantastic couple and I can speak on behalf of us all when I wish you a long, healthy and happy future together.
on 18 January 2008
comment by
jumboratty
It is a real honour to be standing here as Lawrence's best man, on this important day. There was intense competition for the role. Lawrence has countless mates who were up for the job. I am not sure exactly why I got the nod… …but two words do spring to mind: ….. 'Damage' … … and 'Limitation'!
on 18 January 2008
comment by
jumboratty
Today my job was to get Lawrence here in one piece. Traditionally, the Best Man's duty at a wedding was to step in if the groom didn't arrive. And seeing how stunning Anna is looking … … I'm now wishing I'd stopped Lawrence getting to the church on time!
on 18 January 2008
comment by
jumboratty
Fortunately, Anna is not just a beautiful bride. She also has professional expertise in interpersonal issues. Which may yet save Lawrence from the bullies. She has also performed the incredible trick of making him more presentable. He eats more healthily; dresses better and even travels sober these days.
on 18 January 2008
comment by
jumboratty
Anna has clearly found her man too. I can safely say that the most important thing in any relationship is friendship and Lawrence and Anna truly are best friends. They complete each other in a perfect way and they are clearly 100% right for each other … a perfect match in an imperfect world.
on 18 January 2008
comment by
jumboratty
I'm delighted to say that all these idiosynchracies … … haven't stopped him marrying the girl of his dreams. And let's face it … … He's been dreaming for an unhealthily long time.
on 18 January 2008
comment by
jumboratty
I bumped into a familiar looking girl in the pub last week. After I'd stared at her for a few minutes she came over and introduced herself ... ... as the woman who had taken away Lawrence's innocence many years ago. I was shocked. Because she made the story last for an hour and a half. Which, from my understanding … … was approximately an eighty nine minutes longer than the original incident!
on 18 January 2008
comment by
jumboratty
He developed a love of … … botany. He became so obsessed with plant life … … that he regularly inspected hedges, ditches and drains on his way home from the pub.
on 18 January 2008
comment by
jumboratty
Lawrence once told me that in a world without work, he would like to spend more time playing his guitar. Which, Anna, as someone who has heard him play quite a bit … … Thinks is a great reason to encourage him to carry on working long hours. He decided to be a guitarist. He'd practise before school. He'd practise during school. And he'd practise before bed. Until it became obvious that his ears really hadn't evolved for a useful purpose. As their owner was tone deaf.
on 18 January 2008
comment by
jumboratty
Although our school careers took different paths, we remained firm friends. I preferred history and geography. He preferred break time. I preferred passing exams. And he preferred failing them.
on 18 January 2008
comment by
jumboratty
His mum thoughtfully reminded me he had a childhood fascination with the contents of his potty. He also had an unusual tendency to nibble at anything he found inside it … … But that's enough about his stag do.
on 18 January 2008
comment by
jumboratty
As a boy, Lawrence had a love of sleepovers. His parents would regularly find him sharing his room with various boys from his class. So you'll understand why … … when Lawrence told me he was engaged to be married to Anna … … I was delighted … and also a little relieved! This little episode also explains why so few people wanted to share a room with Lawrence on his stag do. I'm delighted to have shared with you all the experience of seeing Lawrence marry … ... a female. I've never failed to be amazed how gay men around the world seemed to take an instant like to his cherubic grin. Or how happy he seems to be to smile back. So his proposal to Anna ... ... came as something of a relief.
on 18 January 2008
comment by
jumboratty
Best Man speeches tend to follow a traditional format. They start with bawdy tales about the groom's adolescence. They move on to unsubtle references to alcohol-laced sordid nights out on the town. And finally touch on stories of the groom's brushes with the law and unsuitable women. Well, I hate to disappoint you. But Lawrence seems to have lived a scandal-free life. In fact, my hardest efforts to uncover some dirt … Led only to the complete lack of hygiene in his bachelor pad before he met Anna! Wondering where to start this speech, I checked the Internet for tips on how to give a really memorable best man's performance. The magic formula, apparently is to: "Tell them about the groom's drinking and womanising in his younger days, hint at a few skeletons in his closet and you'll have them rolling in the aisles." They obviously haven't met Lawrence. Finding dirt to dish on this particular groom has required a PhD in detective work.
on 18 January 2008
comment by
jumboratty
He made fun of me Pride Joke Thank hosts and telegrams He's very dull He rates himself Bridesmaids I'm going to shock you Too much to say He can't dance Many nicknames Wearing a kilt He's old / married before Global guest list Nervous She's lovely Best Man speeches tend to follow a traditional format. They start with bawdy tales about the groom's adolescence. They move on to unsubtle references to alcohol-laced sordid nights out on the town. And finally touch on stories of the groom's brushes with the law and unsuitable women. Well, I hate to disappoint you. But Lawrence seems to have lived a scandal-free life. In fact, my hardest efforts to uncover some dirt … Led only to the complete lack of hygiene in his bachelor pad before he met Anna! Wondering where to start this speech, I checked the Internet for tips on how to give a really memorable best man's performance. The magic formula, apparently is to: "Tell them about the groom's drinking and womanising in his younger days, hint at a few skeletons in his closet and you'll have them rolling in the aisles." They obviously haven't met Lawrence. Finding dirt to dish on this particular groom has required a PhD in detective work.
on 18 January 2008
comment by
zoepup
Hello handsome boy. I keep forgetting you are lucky enough to have two kennels! Treat and a kiss love Zoekins xxxxxxxxxx
on 14 November 2007
comment by
staffypitt
hiya Monty xxxxxx another slice of pizza for you !!! hope you are well Mrs JR xxxx luv Kara, Sasha and Ruby xxxxxxx
on 16 October 2007