Let's go for a walk meet another dog
Toby
About me
my kennel
breed
profile
4 years old, male
my family
treats
Pooch personality
energy
zzzz woof woof
friendliness
grrrgh waggy tail
obedience
forget it right away
intelligence
durr? e=mc2
temperament
chill whooah
What my owner says
loves
people, car rides, water,mum & dad.
hates
not much except having a bath
favourite toy
broken tree branches which he carries about
favourite food
anything
favourite place
by my side on the sofa
what my humans like most about me
i give love freely and ime a newfie
how i met my owner(s)
picked me from my brothers and sisters
other stuff about me
i am also a pat dog.i visit a ressy home once a week and i get lots of treats there.i share my home .....
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comment by
davidmh
Hi Toby, there was a large beetle in the house. Well this was meant to be HOORAY it is good news (and a piece of sticky toffee pudding with toffee sauce) but now it is HOORAY it is good news (and a piece of sticky toffee pudding with toffee sauce).............. and OH NO it is bad news. The good news is that the enormous beetle has gone. The tape of Heather Mills worked like a dream, it frightened the living daylights out the beetle which was last seen heading for Heathrow, almost closely followed by us lot, the tape WAS very scary. So we were all very pleased and kissing and cuddling AND then we saw THE SPIDER! I wouldn't say the spider is big but think about the size of a saucer (a proper saucer not one of those poncy demitasse numbers) and add a bit, quite a LARGE bit. We tried the Lady McCartney tape and the Mick Jagger photograph and it was not moved, in fact it didn't move at all. What do we do now, we are all very hungry and in various stages of crossleggedness back behind this bloody sofa? If you cannot get David Attenborough at the very least is there any chance of a bucket, ideally empty?!!!!!!!! x
on 04 June 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Toby, this is a quick visit before we go walkies as the weather is changing, blast. Just when I was getting used to dry and clean (the dogs) and a suntan (mine). So it is away with the suntan lotion (mine) and out again with the wellies (mine) and the towels and wash basin (dogs). Typical. To cheer myself up I made another vodka and orange trifle (hic!) because it went (hic) down very well (hic) before and the girls and dobes are dropping off some of that as well as a tennis ball (from Sarika), an empty bird's egg (from Purdey) and some zzzzzzs (from Max). Have fun x
on 14 May 2008
comment by
piddy
Hi there mate, how are you? hope you are well. The weather here has been hot for days and the people are complaining that it's too hot now, too hot too cold too wet or windy it's never right is it! Now for the news Bally has been nominated for Junes Laydee of the Month and she is very excited and it would be great if she won then we would have a Hunk and a Laydee in the house. Treat today is a jacked potato with lots of butter topped with cheese and pickle xxx
on 07 May 2008
comment by
piddy
Well it's the start of a new month and it is actually sunny at the moment, lets hope it stays that way, the dogs don't mind walking in the rain but i'm not keen on it. Bally still wanders off a long way on our walks when allowed off the lead and she loves water and seems to be able to smell it a mile off and then she has to go to it whatever you do or say, she doesn't listen if she wants to get at something, she acts just like a 5 year old big puppy (but we love her). Todays treat is liver and onions with mashed potato and a glass of wine xxx
on 01 May 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Toby, how are you? Getting older has simply nothing to recommend it, I realised that this morning when I was looking for my glasses. I knew that, being as blind as the proverbial bat, I had absolutely no hope of finding them unless I was actually wearing them, if you SEE what I mean. And I will not mention the senile moments which seem to come now with increasing frequency - did I shut the door? which door? why did I go upstairs? what was that I said I wouldn't forget? And the worrying thing is that I still have the male menopause to come!!!! Anyway, at least the doggies are all flourishing, the girlie gundogs spark each other off and seem to be in a permanent state of puppydom and it is wonderful and long may it last. And although Dobes is obviously beginning to feel his age and is sleeping most of the time, he remains a happy little chap. And none of them have to wear spectacles, the lucky sods. Today the threesome are delivering a bird's feather found by Purdey on our walk, a hair tie (Sarika's favourite toy, she loves it put on her nose) and a duvet (slightly used) from Max...oh yes, and an empty spectacle case. Have fun x
on 29 April 2008
comment by
davidmh
fishcakes x
on 20 April 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Toby, how are you? Sarika did a somersault/back flip on Sunday, I shall call the move a "Purdey" which is also a bit of a clue as to the outcome. She was chasing a tennis ball which bounced over her head, in her excitement she leapt in the air and did a back flip after the ball .........and landed straight in something disgusting. I think that it had previously "belonged" to a deer or a badger! Sarika was and remains mortified, she is after all a LADY and so was/am I, because, somehow or other, I ended up with some of it on me. I am simply not articulate enough to describe the awfulness of the stench, not without using a fair number of swearwords anyway. Ugh..Ugh..and treble Ugh!!! Thank goodness for tomato puree (Sarika) and anti bacterial handwash (me)and the washing machine (my clothes). And Purdey clearly smiled when she saw what had happened to both Her Majesty and me (her slave), she was also quite clearly trying to work out how to get some of the pong by rolling on Sarika and/or me. Today's treat therefore is an absolute essential now, a non-bouncing tennis ball. And I am off to check my hands again. Have fun x
on 15 April 2008
comment by
piddy
Hi Toby and gang, firstly Jack wants to thank every one who voted for him as April's hunk of the month and for all the lovely comments and treats that were sent, he really enjoyed them and he never knew how many good friends he has as he really never expected to win. As for Bally's training she is now being kept on the lead at all times near roads as she just can't be trusted and we don't want to lose her, even the trainer thinks she will probably never learn because of her age and she was probably never walked near roads by her previous owners, so we now have a new head collar to try to stop the pulling, hope it works. Leaving you all some apple crumble and cream.
on 01 April 2008
comment by
piddy
Hi Toby and chums, sorry we have not been around, mum and dad have been so busy trying to train Bally not to go across the road, we first used the whistle which seemed to work for a while but then she started to ignore it, now she is using a spray commander on the beep sound, so lets hope this works. She is so naughty. Leaving you cauliflower cheese and chips xxx Please dont forget to vote for Jack as Hunk of the Month, voting ends on the 28th March.
on 25 March 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Toby, how are you? Sarika, Purdey, Max and their aged slave wish you and yours a lovely Easter and are sending a virtual Easter Egg full of happiness. x
on 21 March 2008
comment by
piddy
Hi Toby it's very nice to meet you, please come and visit us. Leaving you some cheese on toast. xxx
on 20 March 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Toby, today the girls and doberdog are delivering A STONE each as a present. Sarika, her princessliness, is delivering A STONE (precious) - you get to chose from a diamond, a ruby, an emerald and a sapphire - pick whichever you want. Purdey, currently, but no doubt temporarily, a fox/deer/duck poo smell free zone, is delivering A STONE (semi precious) - jet, opal, amethyst or aquamarine - as before you get to pick. And Max, when he wakes up, will be delivering A STONE (common) - your choice from pebbles he found on a walk At STONEhenge and very pretty they are too, one even has a fossil in it (no, not me!). This delivery is occuring to some background music, some provided by A group called STONE The Crows, some provided by A group called STONE Temple Pilots and also the song Ruby Tuesday by A group called the Rolling STONEs, because we Admire itS TONEs, although Max would probably prefer a lullaby. Have fun x PS It is DDDD51 (David's Dreadful Diet Day 51) and it was weigh day yesterday.....guess how much weight I have now lost? PS2 There might be clues in the message PS3 TEEHEE, time for a mega booze up methinks! x.
on 20 February 2008