Let's go for a walk meet another dog
Tasha
About me
my kennel
breed
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16 years old, female
my family
treats
Kennel owner's status
Pooch personality
energy
zzzz woof woof
friendliness
grrrgh waggy tail
obedience
forget it right away
intelligence
durr? e=mc2
temperament
chill whooah
What my owner says
loves
Love being with you all the time
hates
Being left on her own and lets you know it and the fridgefreezer
favourite toy
She as never played with a toy even thou ive tried over the years she still wont
favourite food
Anything she is a Greedy dog
favourite place
on her Bed Watching me type
what my humans like most about me
She's faithful and my Granmonsters love her ..
how i met my owner(s)
I went to Pick her up..
other stuff about me
Tasha is another sad story i got a phoned call to say if i didnt want her she was going .....
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comment by
davidmh
Hi Tasha, tip to self(1)....be more careful when lifting and turning with a full bucket of water. No, I didn’t spill it on the floor, in fact I rather wish I had....instead I have ended up with a prolapsed disc in my lower spine. And yes, it was OUCH (amongst other words) then, OUCH now and OUCH for some time to come. At least the doggies are all “in the pink”...well, actually the girlie gundogs, the Princessliness Sarika and Purdey the Poomonster, are in the not surprisingly MUD COLOURED BROWN (the paths and tracks round here being filthy at the moment) and Max, well Max is in a bed which I suppose could be pink but is actually BLUE. Anyway they join their injured slave in sending their regards. And finally, one for the anglers.....Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and says "Can you smell fish?" xx
on 01 December 2008
comment by
puppymummy
Hi Tasha , well it's another wet and miserable day in Manchester. Granny is poorly with another bad migraine, mummy sent her back to bed and is worried about her, she'll go and check on here later, shes leaving her to sleep for abit now. We enjoyed a nice and quiet weekend, the sun was out yesterday but it was still very chilly. Jinx ws abit better on her walkies yesterday, but still quite nervous, poor thing, we had cooked chicken for tea last night, we all waited and watched patiently as mummy demolished the carcus for us yummy, and none of us lifted our heads out of the bowl until it was all gone yummy, we saved some for our doggysnaps friends, so enjoy :) love Dinky, Jinx and Frankie xxxxxx ps. please would you vote for Jinx as LOTM :) xxx
on 17 November 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Tasha, so the walk went really well. The wind was blowing a gale and seemed to have dried up most of the tracks, despite the recent torrential rain. There were some nasty filthy puddles where the muddy water was black but otherwise all was great. My gorgeous Purdey (I absolutely adore her really) was a darling, a paragon of virtue, a simply well behaved girlie, no noxious things were subjected to her backstroke, no none at all, it was a MIRACLE really. And as for the Princessliness, well Sarika was as always “mad as a box of frogs”, full of beans and fun. She always sticks close to me on our walks unless there is a leaf, moth, butterfly, JUMBO JET etc to chase. Wonderful. So I bent down to give them both a kiss (yes, I know I am a soppy old sod) and was immediately engulfed in girlie gundogs. Their paws were round my neck, they were in my arms, everywhere, and I got subjected to the treatment, licks and kisses. I love those moments, they are so very precious.......I am not sure when I remembered that they both had spent a bit of very recent time in one of those “nasty filthy puddles” previously mentioned. Was it before or after I noticed the condition of my clothes? Suffice to say that Max is currently watching the washing machine do its thing. AND THAT BEGS THE QUESTION..is watching it hypnotising him, it is on so often, so he is not really asleep he is actually in a trance? Hmmmmmm. I wonder how you tell. AND FINALLY...A man went to into an hardware store and picked up a can of fly spray. "Is this good for wasps?" he asked the assistant. "No, it kills them" was the reply.
on 12 November 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Tasha, so there was this pile of deer poo. First the golden sand coloured hairy east European girlie gundog, she of royal lineage, looked at it, sniffed it and then decided that the leaves fluttering in the wind were of much greater interest. Then the silver grey coloured hairy east European girlie gundog looked at it and sniffed it AND then decided that the leaves were more interesting too. PHEW went the aged human, rather smugly, knowing that Mrs Davidmh was at the stables so any “stinky” washing and “desmelling with tomato sauce” duties would be down to him. He started to whistle. So engrossed in his whistling was he (it was a complicated tune with REQUIRED changes of key AND descants – the aged human interestingly being very good at them when they are NOT REQUIRED but not so when they ARE) that he failed to notice the silver grey one doubling back until it was too late. He turned around just in time to see her, all four legs in the air, actually wriggling her back in the aforementioned deer poo.......next time I had better stick to easier whistling, Young Folks or Colonel Bogey! AND BY POPULAR REQUEST... A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about that mad cow disease that's going around?" "Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
on 10 November 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Taqsha, why, after we have a bit of rain, is the mud on our previously dry field paths two inches deep? On the subject of MUD, I have decided I would like to reincarnate Flanders and Swann who composed and sang the song “Mud Mud, Glorious Mud”. If they and their friend THE HIPPOPOTAMUS think that MUD is so great then they can bloody well turn up on my doorstep with buckets of soapy warm water and sponges and give me a hand cleaning two deliriously happy and very dirty girlie gundogs. It would serve them, F and S and the Hippo, right (plus I would like to see a HIPPO trying to hold a sponge let alone give a wash to her princessliness very skitty knickers Sarika!!!!). Today I am sending over a small lamb and a peppermint flavoured striped hard boiled sweet.........................they are a clue to the appropriate words for my GRUMPY OLD MAN mood.......BAH HUMBUG!!!! Dobes slept through the chaos so, like him, I am off to have a lie down now! x
on 22 October 2008
comment by
puppymummy
Hi Tasha, how are you? you managing to keep warm? if not, heres some thermals for you ;p love Dinky, Jinx and Frankie xxxxxx
on 22 October 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Tasha, today we are sending kisses and cuddles all round. Also some VERY SAD news, my short but very intense love affair with the farmer’s TRACTORS is over. WHY, I hear you ask, because you, like me, no doubt thought it was the REAL THING? Two words have driven us apart...........MUCK SPREADING. This is the latest task in the fields and YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE PONG, even the entire world production of tomato sauce and puree would not be able neutralise it. The girlie gundogs reactions to the PONG were interesting, her Princessliness immediately reached for her snuff box and embroidered handkerchief (I think that she might be reclaiming her royal status), Purdey, on the other hand, clearly fancied doing cartwheels, forward rolls and numerous other gymnastic manoeuvres immediately behind the spreader. (Note to self: Purdey will not be going near the field for a few days). Meanwhile dobes had a VERY BAD day. He woke up (A BIG MISTAKE AS IT TURNED OUT) to the horrors of a bath and a very necessary but clearly TRAUMATIC botty wash; you should have heard the screams. I have a feeling that he might now pretend to be fast asleep for the foreseeable future. x
on 15 October 2008
comment by
lucindapoppy
Hiya Tasha just popped by with tea and biscuits for your supper xx Lucy Poppy & Tink xx
on 10 October 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Tasha, I think Maxwell has turned into a fish as we have now “enjoyed” a veritable shoal of fish farts. I am not actually sure that “enjoyed” is the right word there! However I cannot find any fins on him so I asked the local “she who knows absolutely everything about dogs” and she said I had to squeeze some glands in his nether regions. “SQUEEZE......”GLANDS”..... .”MAX’S NETHER REGIONS”.......”ME”. I don’t think so, that’s the sort of thing you PAY someone else to do.......Mrs Davidmh, have you got any cash, would you like some? It has also been all quiet here as far as Purdey is concerned, no rolling in, no treading in nor scoffing of unmentionables. Which is TROUBLING because I said that pigs would fly before that happened. I now go outside with considerable trepidation...it is ok being hit by a bird poo from 100 feet but PIG POO!! Goodnight Vienna methinks. Her Princessliness remains just that so today she is sending over some cash (should you have Max’s problem) and a golfing umbrella for your slave, just in case pigs do fly! X PS the one good thing about fish farts (what AM I writing!!!!) is that I have discovered that my reflexes still work, you would not believe how quickly I got out of the sitting room yesterday!!!
on 01 October 2008
comment by
L.B.
Hello Tasha, just dropped by with a treat, love from Lady and all the gang xx
on 27 September 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Tasha, NOT THE BEST 24 HOURS. First of all Max did a “fish fart”, unfortunately he was sitting on my lap at the time. Owners of older dogs will probably know about fish farts, owners of younger dogs have a treat in store. I am not articulate enough to describe the noxious lingering pong that results. Then on our walk Sarika came back lame, by the looks of things she got a stone caught in her paw, no cuts but bruises. While I was sorting her out I noticed that Purdey had trailed some mud on the floor. I picked it up and sniffed it....WHY DID I DO THAT? WHY DID I PICK IT UP? WHY ON EARTH DID I SNIFF IT? It is fair to say that I now regret picking it up and, very particularly, sniffing it. The little darling had obviously walked in what she normally rolls in, deer poo I think. I very nearly joined my clothes in the washing machine. So indeed NOT THE BEST 24 HOURS and now there is the next 24 to look forward to, OH DEAR. Today the girls are sending over some spare kisses and Max is sending a cork and a nose clip. PS Despite being well snogged Tommy didn’t turn into a prince, perhaps because he is a toad rather than a frog? But at least he has a smile on his face now! x
on 24 September 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Tasha, how are you? SHOCK HORROR SENSATIONAL NEWS........ the doggies are all very well but one of them (GUESS WHO?) is in David’s bad books. Did I ever tell you that Purdey can do the “backstroke”...seemingly for a laugh she will travel around in the house on her back, pushing herself along with her hind legs. She really is a clown. Anyway, after being NAMED and SHAMED I thought that she would turn over a new leaf on the poo subject. Well she sort of did......turn over a new leaf........she actually rolled on a leaf yesterday..........unfortunately the leaf was underneath a pile of very fresh deer poo. My heart sank when, having rolled, she then decided to do the “backstroke” on the poo too. And then this person came along and said...”she is covered in it” (I think that was the word).....”thank you” said I. GRRRRRRRRRRR. She has now decided to be a guard dog although her kennel picture is causing me some concern on that subject too. Anyway, today we are sending over a royal wave from the princess, sweet dreams from dobes and, you guessed it, a leaf from Purdey. Have fun x. PS I would handle the leaf with care!
on 15 September 2008
comment by
lucy and alpo
hi tasha, bet you keep the other two in order, leaving you a extra special treat.Alpo and Missy.x x x x
on 09 September 2008
comment by
mrsmop
you look so lovely and i bet you are happy with your new family
on 03 September 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Tasha, how are you? This is our first DS visit for a while because I’ve simply got fed up with my continuing difficulty in getting into my kennel. Everything is fine here, Her Princessliness remains just that and dobes is asleep. Today’s treat is practical and necessary, a bottle of eau de dogogne.....VERY necessary in our case as our sensational news is that Purdey is no longer THE POOMONSTER, she is now THE STINKMONSTER. She has stopped rolling in recycled animal dinners (no doubt aware that a BATH will result) and has now taken up rolling in places where there are just strong smells (and, yes, I know what that could be!). You can imagine the scenario.......she comes running out of the fields and she is not covered in poo.......PHEW .......which rapidly changes to COR, WHAT IS THAT EFFING STINK as she gets closer. More baths await, methinks. I daren’t change her name on here however as, if I do, it will probably take me even longer to get into my kennel! Have a good day x
on 28 August 2008
comment by
bonniemaguire
gorgeous girl xx
on 26 August 2008
comment by
Gis
Hi Tasha, nice to meet you swetheart, leaving you some apple crumble for supper, love Angel Gissy xxx
on 24 August 2008
comment by
dogsruleok
Hello, at last I am doing the rounds to introduce myself. I have been in my new home just over a week and trying hard to get used to my new routine and having to share with two girls! Leaving you some homemade liver cake, will stop by again when I can. Love Murphy (was Dino) not forgetting Millie and Molly xx
on 15 August 2008
comment by
Wonderwoman
Hello you little beauty...how are you ? Leaving you an extra special treat cos you're gorgeous!! LoL from Murphy, Pip and Remy Ratbag xxx
on 07 August 2008
comment by
puppymummy
Hi Tasha, hows you? we're good, its been a miserable day here, weatherwise! our humans had a visitor today, and we got very excited, mummy thought we might wee in excitement, but we didn't show her up teehee ;p leaving you cuddles,Love Dinky, Jinx and Frankie xxxxx
on 06 August 2008