The only noises that could be heard from the garden shed was hammering, sawing and chiseling, to name but a few, Paco was finally getting to the bit he liked and his tongue hanging out of the side of his mouth with concentration he started to carve the names of all the dogs and dogettes that were joining his crusade and the round table. Once finished he stood back to survey his work and was feeling quite proud of the high chairs made for the little members and the low chairs made for the bigger dogs. He had heard his mum pop into the shed but she was not aware of the trap door with the spiral staircase, being a bit of a dizzy blonde she would never find it. Smiling to himself he started to place the chairs in position at the round table. He heard something scraping on the trap door and stopped in his tracks, after several minutes it ceased. He sat on his throne and dreamt of the day all the sirs and sirsess’s would finally get to take their rightful place in the throne room. Several hours passed and he doused the lanterns and made his way up the spiral staircase, using his periscope to ensure the coast was clear he surveyed the shed and nearly fell off his stool, there lying on the floor with her eye looking back at him was Jenny from Wiggly Waggly in full regalia. He opened the trap door and she pounced on him knocking him to the floor and……………….to be continued. Leaving you liver and onions with mashed potatoes and minted mushy peas. xxx
After unclipping his tool belt he drops it to the floor, lifts a paw and strokes his chin, stands back to survey his work and grins. An excellent job, looks like a normal garden potting shed. He steps inside and surveys the plants, bags of compost and the garden tools. Smiling he checks round to ensure they are alone and slaps GUH on the back, barking, ‘come my friend, come and see what I have built for us’. Paco lifts the trap door and flicks a switch, illuminating the spiral staircase that leads down to a maze of rooms, they make there way slowly down and Paco throws a heavy medieval door open and laughs at Harrys gasp, yes sir Harry, the round table for Paco’s agents, all hand carved with every breed of dog and 24 chairs, the first 24 to pass the test will win a seat at the round table. Harry walks round the room sniffing and stops suddenly, he looks at Paco and gets a wink, yes my friend, the meals on wheels trolley is back in action, come my friend lets us take treats to all our friends and see who want to join us as agents. Harry jumps into the meals on wheels trolley, puts his goggles and silk scarf on and barks, ‘Paco, how on earth are we going to get this contraption out?’ Paco smiles and tells Harry to sit tight………….to be continued……….leaving you a roast beef and Yorkshire pudding dinner with all the trimmings and a bottle of bubbly for the human……Paco is back in town………xxx
Hi Holly, I am a very happy dog today as I got a new toy! Its a rope and I just love raging it around! A few months ago I was a little upset as Micky the fish passed away and I missed him then I was waiting for my owners to come home and they got me a rope and I am so excited. Our garden is quite big so theres loads of room for me to throw my new toy around! I will be taking it on my walks with me to show it off! I am going for a walk with the rope now so am leaving you with a chew stick and a strawberry milkshake to wash it down from your friend Izzy xxxxxxx
Guess what??? Mummy thinks I'm putting weight on, charming eh? She says when she picks me up it feels as though I have rocks inside my tummy, so shes cutting down on my treats and I'm not allowed anymore titbits. How cruel is that?????? She's a meanie beanie but I LOVE her loads. Here's some best salmon for you tonight my dear friend. Love you lots Alfie xox
Sorry if you have already had a bit of this but I have adapted the story ending for a very special lady. I felt it was necessary to mark her final day, as she has done a fantastic job and I would like to think you will all join me in this story and give her a big round of applause……………………………………………………………….
Trots into Harry’s kennel and smiles, awww, a sleeping Harry, trots over on tippy paws, lifts his ear, and barks quietly, Harry….Harry….Hmmmm, barks loudly….Harryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Harry jumps up and assumes the position, paws at the ready. Looks at Paco, rubs his eyes with his Paw and gives him a huge cuff round the ear barking, for dogs sake Paco, these paws are lethal, I could’ve killed ya!!! Paco picks himself off the floor and rubs his ear, ouch, that hurt. Now then Harry, we need to make a recording, something is afoot!!! I have many agents, who wish to help out, but I need to get a mini disk to them and let them know, after all they need to be prepared. Harry trots to the shed and growls stay there and watch, last thing I need is the human finding my secret office!!! Paco watches and waits waits and watches, several minutes pass and eventually Harry trots out of the shed grumbling. Hmmm Paco I will watch and you find the secret office; I forgot where I put it!!! Paco trots in the shed and pulls the lever, the wall slides and the secret door is revealed. Pokes his head out of the shed and barks quietly…..pssst……pssst, Harry is sleeping again. Paco enters the secret door and makes numerous recordings for Mr Ben and his love interest Fluffy, Leigh, Marley, Ash, Ace, Diesel, Keela, Leah, Charlie of the Chadwick family, Dinky, Frankie, Jinx, Meg, Casper, Jay, Sophie, Pogel, Maisie, Harvey and Ben. Agents, we have a serious problem and we need to sort it out, be ready, the meeting point is the boat house where we will synchronize watches, further instructions will be delivered to your kennels. Until such time, act normal, we can’t let the humans know what is happening. Takes all the mini disks and jumps on his rocket powered scooter…this message will self destruct in 3 hours………………….to be continued………..leaving you roast beef, Yorkshire pudding with several choices of veg, and of course proper home made gravy and a sherry trifle………….Paco xxx
All rendevous at the boat house, all are wearing balaclava’s and mittens. Maisies butt is sticking out and Paco gives it a slap and she pulls it in. Now then dogs, we need to syncronise watches, the time now is 15.00, set your watches……………………now. Right, it seems there is going to be a hunk of the month and its is Daisies last time to act as el Presidente, I have here a big box of doggy chocolates, a big box of milk tray, several balloons filled with helium, a dog beer, a bottle of human champagne and a very large buffet. I also have some of those ridiculous things humans blow in to on New Years eve and some party poppers. Diesel, you are in charge of the extra large bouquet of red roses for Daisie human, Maisie!!!keep your butt in and don’t give the surprise away. Right dogs, lets be away. Just in case I win the hunk of the month I also have a free bar with an amazing array of doggy treats and some dogette belly dancers and dog strippers. Paco whistles and a train pulls up with GUH, (that’s great uncle Harry) in the driver seat wearing a casey jones outfit. Mr Ben gets them all into an orderly queue and hands each and everydog a business card for Mr Bens fancy dress shop. Barking, you will need costumes for Paco’s 1st birthday on 18th April, Fluffy barks the theme is………….Rock through the ages. Mr Ben grabs fluffys paw and gets down on one knee, he barks, as this is such an occasion I have but one question Fluffy, Will you be my dog. Meanwhile all the dogs and dogettes board the train carrying all the items required to give Daisy and her muumy a very….very…..big party. All dogs are excited but a little desponded. Caper jumps up and takes out his megaphone, coughs and then barks, fear not you lovely dogs and dogettes, Leigh of LISAHORRY, will be taking over responsibility of the hunk of the month, now if you please look in front of you there is a glass of champagne for each and every dog. We need to raise our glasses, ahem, Marley, stop chattering, now raise your glasses for Daisies mum, who has been an excellent El Presidente to the DS hunk of the month, and again please raise your glasses to Leigh, and her mum who has a hard act to follow. Toasts finished Pogel and Sophie stand up together and blow a dual whistle for the train to begin its journey, Harry laughs and swats his pink dice, he puts a paw to his mush and whispers to Mr Ben, this is the end of an era B!! Charlie barks, I am sure Leigh and her mum will do an admorable job, Harvey sit’s giggling keeping his eyes on the delectable Pogel. Keela trots down the corridor of the train looking for a love interest and sighs, she see’s Ben, and her walk becomes more exagerated. Ash and Ace, sneak extra glasses of champagne and roll about on the floor giggling and Meg sets her eyes on Charlie Chadwick. Paco pulls out an extra surprise for Daisie and her mum, a large banner saying well done Daisie and her mum. Leah nuzzles Paco and he lifts Dinky, Jinx and Frankie in the air and barks what an amazing family we are. Three cheers for Daisie and her Mummy, hip hip horray, hip hip hooray hip hip hooray. Mr Ben then takes the megaphone and lunges as the train slows down, dogs and dogettes we must be very quiet and form an orderly queue to Daisiemummys kennel. He slaps Paco and barks ssssssshhhhhhhh, we are here. They walk 2 x 2 and enter the special kennel, all have carried something, Paco taps his ridiculous paw on the kitchen door, they hold their breath and the door is opened by Daisies mum with Daisie looking on and they all bark loudly…………..SURPRISE
Hiya Holly, how are you today?? Hope all is well. we're good, having a rest at the moment, went on a nice walk with mummy before and I (Dinky) peed myself with excitment, when we met a daschund...I feel very ashamed of myself and I am sure he walked away sniggering to himself. We miss Frankie, but paws crossed he'll be home tomorrow with us, mummy's told us not to jump on him, as he'll be in a lot of pain for awhile...leaving you some chicken casserole for tea...yummy!!!
waggy tails, your little friends, Dinky, Jinx and Frankie (who sends his love from hospital) xxx
*Cat 1* Sooo.....! All's i can svay bevor we begvin vis is,, Thnakinvoo Paco! Ha Ha! We can nearly Begin! Now Cats! Get These mongrols! *Wishy* Ok Marley,,,,, GET EM! *Marley* FINALY! *Marley* Pounces forward and grabs a cat**Cat* Ow ow ow,,, Ohhhh,,,, This so hurts! HA HA! *Marley looking confused trys to bite harder and shakes* *cat* Ow Ow Ow help help me! I'm being a ttacked by a flee! *The rest of the cats* Ha Ha Ha Ha! *cat1* Do you think we havnt' studies voo??? Ha Ha! Now cats! take em away! *Wishy try's to speak but he's tied up in a back with some cloth i his mouth* Th-s it-t the END! ................. (To be continues..............) Leaving you some sausage rolls for tonight! && Just for Parpo! We'll leave a nice big THICK Juicy steak! =D! ove Marz && Ash xxxxx
P.s VOTE PACO HUNK OF THE MONTH!!!
P.S P.s MARLEY'S SINGLE AND LOOKIN! =D!
Dear Hollie, so sorry you lost dear Raddi. You are such a pretty girl & look very much like me, no wonder my Mum thinks you are gorgeous. Left a bacon treat to have now or to save for later, I tend to bury mine in the garden. Love Dylan xxx
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paco45
The only noises that could be heard from the garden shed was hammering, sawing and chiseling, to name but a few, Paco was finally getting to the bit he liked and his tongue hanging out of the side of his mouth with concentration he started to carve the names of all the dogs and dogettes that were joining his crusade and the round table. Once finished he stood back to survey his work and was feeling quite proud of the high chairs made for the little members and the low chairs made for the bigger dogs. He had heard his mum pop into the shed but she was not aware of the trap door with the spiral staircase, being a bit of a dizzy blonde she would never find it. Smiling to himself he started to place the chairs in position at the round table. He heard something scraping on the trap door and stopped in his tracks, after several minutes it ceased. He sat on his throne and dreamt of the day all the sirs and sirsess’s would finally get to take their rightful place in the throne room. Several hours passed and he doused the lanterns and made his way up the spiral staircase, using his periscope to ensure the coast was clear he surveyed the shed and nearly fell off his stool, there lying on the floor with her eye looking back at him was Jenny from Wiggly Waggly in full regalia. He opened the trap door and she pounced on him knocking him to the floor and……………….to be continued. Leaving you liver and onions with mashed potatoes and minted mushy peas. xxx
on 17 May 2008
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Cavalier
You certainly do have a smiley face Hollie. Have brought you some chewsticks xx
on 16 May 2008
comment by
paco45
After unclipping his tool belt he drops it to the floor, lifts a paw and strokes his chin, stands back to survey his work and grins. An excellent job, looks like a normal garden potting shed. He steps inside and surveys the plants, bags of compost and the garden tools. Smiling he checks round to ensure they are alone and slaps GUH on the back, barking, ‘come my friend, come and see what I have built for us’. Paco lifts the trap door and flicks a switch, illuminating the spiral staircase that leads down to a maze of rooms, they make there way slowly down and Paco throws a heavy medieval door open and laughs at Harrys gasp, yes sir Harry, the round table for Paco’s agents, all hand carved with every breed of dog and 24 chairs, the first 24 to pass the test will win a seat at the round table. Harry walks round the room sniffing and stops suddenly, he looks at Paco and gets a wink, yes my friend, the meals on wheels trolley is back in action, come my friend lets us take treats to all our friends and see who want to join us as agents. Harry jumps into the meals on wheels trolley, puts his goggles and silk scarf on and barks, ‘Paco, how on earth are we going to get this contraption out?’ Paco smiles and tells Harry to sit tight………….to be continued……….leaving you a roast beef and Yorkshire pudding dinner with all the trimmings and a bottle of bubbly for the human……Paco is back in town………xxx
on 11 May 2008
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kennel
Hi Holly, I am a very happy dog today as I got a new toy! Its a rope and I just love raging it around! A few months ago I was a little upset as Micky the fish passed away and I missed him then I was waiting for my owners to come home and they got me a rope and I am so excited. Our garden is quite big so theres loads of room for me to throw my new toy around! I will be taking it on my walks with me to show it off! I am going for a walk with the rope now so am leaving you with a chew stick and a strawberry milkshake to wash it down from your friend Izzy xxxxxxx
on 27 March 2008
comment by
Max the Best
hi hollie heres some treats Come and visit is some time xxx
on 21 March 2008
comment by
piddy
Hi Hollie it's very nice to meet you, please come and visit us. Leaving you some cheese on toast. xxx
on 20 March 2008
comment by
fan fanackapan
What a pretty girl!Chew sticks coming over xxx
on 16 March 2008
comment by
Chey
Hello Holly, leaving you a nice big juicy steak for your treat, luv and woofs Jay xxxxx
on 25 February 2008
comment by
Piglet_Of_Oz
Guess what??? Mummy thinks I'm putting weight on, charming eh? She says when she picks me up it feels as though I have rocks inside my tummy, so shes cutting down on my treats and I'm not allowed anymore titbits. How cruel is that?????? She's a meanie beanie but I LOVE her loads. Here's some best salmon for you tonight my dear friend. Love you lots Alfie xox
on 20 February 2008
comment by
paco45
Sorry if you have already had a bit of this but I have adapted the story ending for a very special lady. I felt it was necessary to mark her final day, as she has done a fantastic job and I would like to think you will all join me in this story and give her a big round of applause………………………………………………………………. Trots into Harry’s kennel and smiles, awww, a sleeping Harry, trots over on tippy paws, lifts his ear, and barks quietly, Harry….Harry….Hmmmm, barks loudly….Harryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Harry jumps up and assumes the position, paws at the ready. Looks at Paco, rubs his eyes with his Paw and gives him a huge cuff round the ear barking, for dogs sake Paco, these paws are lethal, I could’ve killed ya!!! Paco picks himself off the floor and rubs his ear, ouch, that hurt. Now then Harry, we need to make a recording, something is afoot!!! I have many agents, who wish to help out, but I need to get a mini disk to them and let them know, after all they need to be prepared. Harry trots to the shed and growls stay there and watch, last thing I need is the human finding my secret office!!! Paco watches and waits waits and watches, several minutes pass and eventually Harry trots out of the shed grumbling. Hmmm Paco I will watch and you find the secret office; I forgot where I put it!!! Paco trots in the shed and pulls the lever, the wall slides and the secret door is revealed. Pokes his head out of the shed and barks quietly…..pssst……pssst, Harry is sleeping again. Paco enters the secret door and makes numerous recordings for Mr Ben and his love interest Fluffy, Leigh, Marley, Ash, Ace, Diesel, Keela, Leah, Charlie of the Chadwick family, Dinky, Frankie, Jinx, Meg, Casper, Jay, Sophie, Pogel, Maisie, Harvey and Ben. Agents, we have a serious problem and we need to sort it out, be ready, the meeting point is the boat house where we will synchronize watches, further instructions will be delivered to your kennels. Until such time, act normal, we can’t let the humans know what is happening. Takes all the mini disks and jumps on his rocket powered scooter…this message will self destruct in 3 hours………………….to be continued………..leaving you roast beef, Yorkshire pudding with several choices of veg, and of course proper home made gravy and a sherry trifle………….Paco xxx All rendevous at the boat house, all are wearing balaclava’s and mittens. Maisies butt is sticking out and Paco gives it a slap and she pulls it in. Now then dogs, we need to syncronise watches, the time now is 15.00, set your watches……………………now. Right, it seems there is going to be a hunk of the month and its is Daisies last time to act as el Presidente, I have here a big box of doggy chocolates, a big box of milk tray, several balloons filled with helium, a dog beer, a bottle of human champagne and a very large buffet. I also have some of those ridiculous things humans blow in to on New Years eve and some party poppers. Diesel, you are in charge of the extra large bouquet of red roses for Daisie human, Maisie!!!keep your butt in and don’t give the surprise away. Right dogs, lets be away. Just in case I win the hunk of the month I also have a free bar with an amazing array of doggy treats and some dogette belly dancers and dog strippers. Paco whistles and a train pulls up with GUH, (that’s great uncle Harry) in the driver seat wearing a casey jones outfit. Mr Ben gets them all into an orderly queue and hands each and everydog a business card for Mr Bens fancy dress shop. Barking, you will need costumes for Paco’s 1st birthday on 18th April, Fluffy barks the theme is………….Rock through the ages. Mr Ben grabs fluffys paw and gets down on one knee, he barks, as this is such an occasion I have but one question Fluffy, Will you be my dog. Meanwhile all the dogs and dogettes board the train carrying all the items required to give Daisy and her muumy a very….very…..big party. All dogs are excited but a little desponded. Caper jumps up and takes out his megaphone, coughs and then barks, fear not you lovely dogs and dogettes, Leigh of LISAHORRY, will be taking over responsibility of the hunk of the month, now if you please look in front of you there is a glass of champagne for each and every dog. We need to raise our glasses, ahem, Marley, stop chattering, now raise your glasses for Daisies mum, who has been an excellent El Presidente to the DS hunk of the month, and again please raise your glasses to Leigh, and her mum who has a hard act to follow. Toasts finished Pogel and Sophie stand up together and blow a dual whistle for the train to begin its journey, Harry laughs and swats his pink dice, he puts a paw to his mush and whispers to Mr Ben, this is the end of an era B!! Charlie barks, I am sure Leigh and her mum will do an admorable job, Harvey sit’s giggling keeping his eyes on the delectable Pogel. Keela trots down the corridor of the train looking for a love interest and sighs, she see’s Ben, and her walk becomes more exagerated. Ash and Ace, sneak extra glasses of champagne and roll about on the floor giggling and Meg sets her eyes on Charlie Chadwick. Paco pulls out an extra surprise for Daisie and her mum, a large banner saying well done Daisie and her mum. Leah nuzzles Paco and he lifts Dinky, Jinx and Frankie in the air and barks what an amazing family we are. Three cheers for Daisie and her Mummy, hip hip horray, hip hip hooray hip hip hooray. Mr Ben then takes the megaphone and lunges as the train slows down, dogs and dogettes we must be very quiet and form an orderly queue to Daisiemummys kennel. He slaps Paco and barks ssssssshhhhhhhh, we are here. They walk 2 x 2 and enter the special kennel, all have carried something, Paco taps his ridiculous paw on the kitchen door, they hold their breath and the door is opened by Daisies mum with Daisie looking on and they all bark loudly…………..SURPRISE
on 25 January 2008
comment by
puppymummy
Hiya Holly, how are you today?? Hope all is well. we're good, having a rest at the moment, went on a nice walk with mummy before and I (Dinky) peed myself with excitment, when we met a daschund...I feel very ashamed of myself and I am sure he walked away sniggering to himself. We miss Frankie, but paws crossed he'll be home tomorrow with us, mummy's told us not to jump on him, as he'll be in a lot of pain for awhile...leaving you some chicken casserole for tea...yummy!!! waggy tails, your little friends, Dinky, Jinx and Frankie (who sends his love from hospital) xxx
on 22 January 2008
comment by
-dogz-
*Cat 1* Sooo.....! All's i can svay bevor we begvin vis is,, Thnakinvoo Paco! Ha Ha! We can nearly Begin! Now Cats! Get These mongrols! *Wishy* Ok Marley,,,,, GET EM! *Marley* FINALY! *Marley* Pounces forward and grabs a cat**Cat* Ow ow ow,,, Ohhhh,,,, This so hurts! HA HA! *Marley looking confused trys to bite harder and shakes* *cat* Ow Ow Ow help help me! I'm being a ttacked by a flee! *The rest of the cats* Ha Ha Ha Ha! *cat1* Do you think we havnt' studies voo??? Ha Ha! Now cats! take em away! *Wishy try's to speak but he's tied up in a back with some cloth i his mouth* Th-s it-t the END! ................. (To be continues..............) Leaving you some sausage rolls for tonight! && Just for Parpo! We'll leave a nice big THICK Juicy steak! =D! ove Marz && Ash xxxxx P.s VOTE PACO HUNK OF THE MONTH!!! P.S P.s MARLEY'S SINGLE AND LOOKIN! =D!
on 19 January 2008
comment by
saucemix
Sending you love at this sad time.xx
on 16 January 2008
comment by
Dylan's people
Dear Hollie, so sorry you lost dear Raddi. You are such a pretty girl & look very much like me, no wonder my Mum thinks you are gorgeous. Left a bacon treat to have now or to save for later, I tend to bury mine in the garden. Love Dylan xxx
on 16 January 2008
comment by
fan fanackapan
Gorgeous!She looks so full of fun xxx
on 16 January 2008
comment by
Dogwhisperer
Dear Hillie, sorry for the loss of your dear friend. Sending you some treats, luv Foxy & Jess xx
on 16 January 2008
comment by
Cattyukaf
Sorry for your loss of your friend sweetie have an extra special treat from Belle, Karla & Mum x
on 15 January 2008
comment by
moomin
Gorgeous - a treat for you x
on 15 January 2008
comment by
BoviBoy
he he, what a happy dog, you've got a tatty head just like mine! luv & licks Heidi x
on 13 January 2008