Let's go for a walk meet another dog
Benson
Pooch personality
energy
zzzz woof woof
friendliness
grrrgh waggy tail
obedience
forget it right away
intelligence
durr? e=mc2
temperament
chill whooah
What my owner says
loves
Walking
hates
Not being fed
favourite toy
ball
favourite food
yoghurt
favourite place
infront of the fire
what my humans like most about me
big softy
how i met my owner(s)
in a farm yard
other stuff about me
I love walkies
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comment by
davidmh
Hi Benson, tip to self(1)....be more careful when lifting and turning with a full bucket of water. No, I didn’t spill it on the floor, in fact I rather wish I had....instead I have ended up with a prolapsed disc in my lower spine. And yes, it was OUCH (amongst other words) then, OUCH now and OUCH for some time to come. At least the doggies are all “in the pink”...well, actually the girlie gundogs, the Princessliness Sarika and Purdey the Poomonster, are in the not surprisingly MUD COLOURED BROWN (the paths and tracks round here being filthy at the moment) and Max, well Max is in a bed which I suppose could be pink but is actually BLUE. Anyway they join their injured slave in sending their regards. And finally, one for the anglers.....Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and says "Can you smell fish?" xx
on 01 December 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Benson, today a tip for the humans. If you decide to ponce yourself up a bit with a quick squirt of Armani Code (men’s version, he added quickly!!!)....well you never know who you might meet on a “walkies”, it could be one of those SIMPLY GORGEOUS LADIES FROM DOGGYSNAPS.....anyway, to continue....make sure that the NOZZLE is not pointing at your eye. Because BLOODY HELL, ARMANI CODE STINGS!!!! (Note to self....must wear glasses when applying aftershave). TYPICALLY the girlie gundogs and dobes, who are all fine, were no support to their aged human slave in his time of need but were seen sniggering behind their paws at his pain and, in particular, his use of the English language! So it is love to you lot from them and the currently partly blind but actually now also very fragrant me. X
on 19 November 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Benson, so the walk went really well. The wind was blowing a gale and seemed to have dried up most of the tracks, despite the recent torrential rain. There were some nasty filthy puddles where the muddy water was black but otherwise all was great. My gorgeous Purdey (I absolutely adore her really) was a darling, a paragon of virtue, a simply well behaved girlie, no noxious things were subjected to her backstroke, no none at all, it was a MIRACLE really. And as for the Princessliness, well Sarika was as always “mad as a box of frogs”, full of beans and fun. She always sticks close to me on our walks unless there is a leaf, moth, butterfly, JUMBO JET etc to chase. Wonderful. So I bent down to give them both a kiss (yes, I know I am a soppy old sod) and was immediately engulfed in girlie gundogs. Their paws were round my neck, they were in my arms, everywhere, and I got subjected to the treatment, licks and kisses. I love those moments, they are so very precious.......I am not sure when I remembered that they both had spent a bit of very recent time in one of those “nasty filthy puddles” previously mentioned. Was it before or after I noticed the condition of my clothes? Suffice to say that Max is currently watching the washing machine do its thing. AND THAT BEGS THE QUESTION..is watching it hypnotising him, it is on so often, so he is not really asleep he is actually in a trance? Hmmmmmm. I wonder how you tell. AND FINALLY...A man went to into an hardware store and picked up a can of fly spray. "Is this good for wasps?" he asked the assistant. "No, it kills them" was the reply.
on 12 November 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Benson, so there was this pile of deer poo. First the golden sand coloured hairy east European girlie gundog, she of royal lineage, looked at it, sniffed it and then decided that the leaves fluttering in the wind were of much greater interest. Then the silver grey coloured hairy east European girlie gundog looked at it and sniffed it AND then decided that the leaves were more interesting too. PHEW went the aged human, rather smugly, knowing that Mrs Davidmh was at the stables so any “stinky” washing and “desmelling with tomato sauce” duties would be down to him. He started to whistle. So engrossed in his whistling was he (it was a complicated tune with REQUIRED changes of key AND descants – the aged human interestingly being very good at them when they are NOT REQUIRED but not so when they ARE) that he failed to notice the silver grey one doubling back until it was too late. He turned around just in time to see her, all four legs in the air, actually wriggling her back in the aforementioned deer poo.......next time I had better stick to easier whistling, Young Folks or Colonel Bogey! AND BY POPULAR REQUEST... A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about that mad cow disease that's going around?" "Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
on 10 November 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Benson, today the girlie gundogs and dobes, who are all well if a bit muddy, are delivering a joke. It is probably an oldie but I have only just heard it and it made me laugh..... A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”. “Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient. The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse? ”The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”....Ho Ho....right, I am off to power wash the patio x
on 06 November 2008
comment by
yorkieluver91
Hello Benson. How are you? We're all fine. It's my (Buffy) birthday today! :) I have been given two cards, a new bowl and an edible card (which I'm eating now!), I've also got to wear my badges all day, Mummy's put them on a bandana around my neck (she'll post some pictures soon), and I have been given some money, so I'm taking Mummy (and Pepsi of course) to Pets at Home so I can buy myself something, hopefully we'll go sometime this week! So, since it's my birthday your treat today is a yummy slice of birthday cake! Lots of love from Buffy (the birthday girl) and Pepsi (the trouble-maker) xxxx
on 05 November 2008
comment by
angiedan
HI TED THE ED here Well its the 1st of November this year has gone so Quick Well Last night it was very quiet maybe because Mum took the doorbell batteries out and the Curtains Blacked out the Lights anyway she's not a meanie she was just worried i would get upset with the Bell Ringing !!!! [ and Jackymac wanted the batteries ?? Now i should of told you yesterday that we have 2 Birthdays Today TESS [ joybelle ] is 5 today and JESS [ dogwhisperer ] is 11 yrs old so please send them a DoggySnaps Birthday wish xx Now our JENNY [ wiggly waggly ] has still got her cough Now she has got to cut down on the Ciggies i have told her about this so many times and when you visit her have a look at her NEW BED its well Posh but im supprised she fits into it hahahahahahahahaha Also Auntie JAN [ snowflake ] has a funny tummy so she hasnt been on here for a while she does appologize and will be back soon you see i told her once you reach 60 its downhill all the way hahahahahahah Well todays treat is a toffee yum yum see you all tomorrow love TEDDY xxxxxxxxx
on 01 November 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Benson, it is HALLOWEEN, a time for trick OR treat. Well the girlie gundogs, dobes and I are not going to do that.......we are going to deliver to everyone a trick AND a treat AND a surprise. The SURPRISE is that Max has woken up. I have also managed to get him on a video with the girlies. Apologies, should you watch it, for the twit sounding commentary but Purdey decided to lick my head during filming. I bet Steven Spielberg doesn’t have that problem! The TREAT is a virtual fillet of beef. I know it isn’t as yummy as a real one but “it is the thought that counts”. (Hmm). And now for the TRICK. I have been practising this so I hope I get it right.....I have a pack of cards here.....SHUFFLE, SHUFFLE, CUT, SHUFFLE......now you pick a card, remember it, put it back so I cannot see it......SHUFFLE, SHUFFLE, CUT, SHUFFLE.....now watch....1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9.....and the 10th card is the......7 of clubs!!!!!!!!! HOW BRILLIANT IS THAT???? Me MAD? Probably.x
on 31 October 2008
comment by
yorkieluver91
Hello Benson. Sorry we haven't been around for a little while, we haven't been at home very much! Here's a big bag of treats to make up for the days we've missed! Love Buffy and Pepsi ..x..x..x..
on 20 October 2008
comment by
yorkieluver91
Hello Benson. How are you? I can't believe how long we've been away, we are so, so sorry! It's nice and sunny today, but very hot! Mummy's been helping me and Pepsi design our Petpop pages, mine is www.petpop.com/buffy and Pepsi's is www.petpop.com/pepsi oh ... and Lola (our hamster sister) has a Petpop page which is www.petpop.com/lolarome. Pepsi's 6 months old now, can you believe it? Time goes by so quickly, she's only a few inches smaller than me now! Have you met our Auntie Holly (ian4160) yet? Well, your treat today is some yummy ice-cream, any flavour you like ... enjoy! Lots of love from Buffy & Pepsi ..x..x..x..
on 25 June 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Benson, nice to meet you, well that was a fun couple of days, weatherwise. If you like paddling, swimming, snorkelling, diving, windsurfing, fishing, jet and water-skiing and sailing then my back garden was the place to be this weekend, we had so much rain. It is also the first time I have actually considered wearing my fishing chest waders for dog walking - what a picture that would have been, fortunately for all concerned the thought of being seen dissuaded me! Anyway, at the moment, it is not raining so the girls and dobes are dropping off a spare photograph of the sun (no, not the newspaper, that big yellow thing that is meant to be in the sky round here), some broken biscuit cake (because I made one yesterday) and my fishing chest waders (because they, like me, don't want to be seen out with me if I am wearing them!!!). Have fun x
on 27 May 2008
comment by
yorkieluver91
Good afternoon Benson. We've just got back from our walk, it's a lovely sunny day today. We're just laying around at the moment as it's too hot to be running around too much today. We're sending you a big glass of lemonade today with lots of ice to keep you cool...enjoy! Lots of love from Buffy & Pepsi ..x..x..x..
on 08 April 2008
comment by
yorkieluver91
Hello Benson. We've been busy again. We had a FANTASIC day on Saturday! Mummy took us to a new Pets at Home store that's opened, our human Granddad & uncle were with us too. We were on Radio Pembrokeshire with our Granddad & got £10 worth of vouchers to spend, so Mummy got me (Buffy) a black & pink shirt which says "Top Bitch" on the back & Pepsi a pink shirt that says "Just Peachy" & Pepsi got a free credit card toy with hers! :) We also went to the beach with Auntie Lucy & Uncle Bill (ian4160). It snowed here yesterday but it melted pretty quickly! :( Mummy's added some new pictures of us by the way, we hope you like them! :) Your treat today is a mixed selection of treats from our stash...enjoy! Lots of love from Buffy & Pepsi ..x..x..x..
on 07 April 2008
comment by
yorkieluver91
Good evening Benson. How are you? We're great. We went for a long walk earlier and we're going to have a nap now. We were visiting family yesterday and got back home too late to get on doggysnaps. It's been really nice weather today, we've spent most of it outside! :) Tonight's treat is some hot chocolate with marshmallows to drink before bed...enjoy! Lots of love from Buffy & Pepsi ..x..x..x..
on 30 March 2008
comment by
yorkieluver91
Hello Benson. We're sorry that we haven't been in to see you in AGES but we've had a lot of stuff on recently! Hope you had a good Easter, we got some eggs...we haven't finished them yet! :) Pepsi & I had a bath today, I'm not so scared of water anymore, well I've got to set a good example for my little sister.. ;) We had a power cut here tonight, we didn't have any power for about 45 minutes, we weren't scared...much...hehehe! Mummy says she'll add some new pictures of us when she can. Pepsi's now quite big, she's grown a lot! I've had a haircut, now I have short fur.. We're sending you a BIG basket of goodies tonight for all the treats we've missed out on...enjoy! Lots of love from Buffy & Pepsi ..x..x..x..
on 28 March 2008
comment by
valley180
Hi my special friend , a special easter egg with your name on sent just for you , love at easter & always Jeddy Bear xxx
on 21 March 2008
comment by
Joybelle
Great to see you again. what a beautiful day we have had for Good Friday. the folks went to the early church service. we had a quiet day here. we went to visit Tammy and Buster when she got home. it was so good to see her. Tammy gave me lots of cuddles. she said she has to stay in hospital another week. we pray you all have a very HAPPY Easter, and our thoughts will be on the reason for this celebration. God bless, and keep safe. treat is a fish cake & a hot cross bun. love to all your family, Tess & Buster. ♥♥♥
on 21 March 2008
comment by
Joybelle
Hello my friend. great to see you again. we had a busy day today. I went to the dog groomers for the treatment. on the way home we called in to say hello to Buster. he was so pleased to see me, and got very excited. I was happy to see him too. Buster's mum said Tammy is doing well, and she is looking forward to coming home from hospital for Easter. we will be pleased to see her too. today we have some fish and chips for you. have a very HAPPY Easter. God bless, and keep safe. love Tess & Buster. ♥♥♥
on 20 March 2008
comment by
valley180
Good morning my friend , well woke mam up 5.30am thought she had been in bed long enough I needed to go outside if you know what I mean . So Im now curled up on sofa for another little nap , she wasnt too impressed as she got ready to take me out & I wouldnt go Hehhe . I will go to the field later when there are more dogs about otherwise who would I chat to ??? Will send you some beef casserole later as its not ready yet bit it will be delivered with a selection of veg Yummy love your friend Jeddy B xx
on 16 March 2008
comment by
shortstuff
hello everyone hope you like my photos! Love bensonXXX
on 28 January 2008