Let's go for a walk meet another dog
Guiness
About me
my kennel
breed
profile
1 year old, male
my family
treats
Kennel owner's status
Thank you to everyone thats left kind words about our loss of simba. R.I.P simba we love you xxx
Pooch personality
energy
zzzz woof woof
friendliness
grrrgh waggy tail
obedience
forget it right away
intelligence
durr? e=mc2
temperament
chill whooah
What my owner says
loves
Stella, treats, walks and cuddles
hates
cats
favourite toy
tennis ball and sqweeky
favourite food
marmite
favourite place
on the beach
what my humans like most about me
i always make a fuss of them and give them cuddles
how i met my owner(s)
they came and picked me at 5 weeks old! Yay!
other stuff about me
I live with Simba and Stella (my gf) we love to play together, my mum spoils me with lots of treats .....
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comment by
davidmh
Hi Guiness, tip to self(1)....be more careful when lifting and turning with a full bucket of water. No, I didn’t spill it on the floor, in fact I rather wish I had....instead I have ended up with a prolapsed disc in my lower spine. And yes, it was OUCH (amongst other words) then, OUCH now and OUCH for some time to come. At least the doggies are all “in the pink”...well, actually the girlie gundogs, the Princessliness Sarika and Purdey the Poomonster, are in the not surprisingly MUD COLOURED BROWN (the paths and tracks round here being filthy at the moment) and Max, well Max is in a bed which I suppose could be pink but is actually BLUE. Anyway they join their injured slave in sending their regards. And finally, one for the anglers.....Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and says "Can you smell fish?" xx
on 01 December 2008
comment by
cami
Sorry for the loss of your friend!
on 27 November 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Guiness, today a tip for the humans. If you decide to ponce yourself up a bit with a quick squirt of Armani Code (men’s version, he added quickly!!!)....well you never know who you might meet on a “walkies”, it could be one of those SIMPLY GORGEOUS LADIES FROM DOGGYSNAPS.....anyway, to continue....make sure that the NOZZLE is not pointing at your eye. Because BLOODY HELL, ARMANI CODE STINGS!!!! (Note to self....must wear glasses when applying aftershave). TYPICALLY the girlie gundogs and dobes, who are all fine, were no support to their aged human slave in his time of need but were seen sniggering behind their paws at his pain and, in particular, his use of the English language! So it is love to you lot from them and the currently partly blind but actually now also very fragrant me. X
on 19 November 2008
comment by
davidmh
treat 100 well done, it is HALLOWEEN, a time for trick OR treat. Well the girlie gundogs, dobes and I are not going to do that.......we are going to deliver to everyone a trick AND a treat AND a surprise. The SURPRISE is that Max has woken up. I have also managed to get him on a video with the girlies. Apologies, should you watch it, for the twit sounding commentary but Purdey decided to lick my head during filming. I bet Steven Spielberg doesn’t have that problem! The TREAT is a virtual fillet of beef. I know it isn’t as yummy as a real one but “it is the thought that counts”. (Hmm). And now for the TRICK. I have been practising this so I hope I get it right.....I have a pack of cards here.....SHUFFLE, SHUFFLE, CUT, SHUFFLE......now you pick a card, remember it, put it back so I cannot see it......SHUFFLE, SHUFFLE, CUT, SHUFFLE.....now watch....1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9.....and the 10th card is the......7 of clubs!!!!!!!!! HOW BRILLIANT IS THAT???? Me MAD? Probably.x
on 31 October 2008
comment by
sparkle 66
woof, woof, woof, woooooof. how are you? have miss you. we have not been up to much, oh im still chewin on floyds neck & legs.floyd keeps lickin my ears, which can drive me up the wall. dont know when we will be on next so gona leave a giant bone for you. what has happened with simba? lots of wet nose kisses, chillies xxxxxxxxxx
on 28 October 2008
comment by
lucy and alpo
Hi handsome, leaving you a meaty treat. Alpo and Missy.x xx
on 17 September 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Guiness, some people say that you shouldn’t NAME and SHAME unpleasant behaviour on DoggySnaps. Well, I am going to make an exception to the rule because, quite frankly, enough is enough........The NAME is.....PURDEY...............THE SHAME is.....FOX POO. Now I guess that some people probably think I exaggerate Purdey’s prideliction for recycled animal dinners.....well, this time the gorgeous little sod has got her comeuppance because I took a photograph of her in her fox poo finery and I have put it in her kennel for all her friends and supporters to see. Serves her right. The clean and fragrant ones, Princessliness Sarika and His Baldiness, are dropping off virtual photos of themselves.....”unpooed” they said somewhat smugly! Have fun x
on 11 September 2008
comment by
nikkinugget
hiya guiness, nice to see you again. Haven't those puppies arrived yet !!!!!!!! How many are you expecting.Here's some nice juicy chicken.xxxBullseyexx
on 24 August 2008
comment by
nikkinugget
Hi Mate, hope all goes well with the puppies. Been playing with the kids today, they are great fun. Had a lovely diner and a long sleep. Dad took me for a nice long walk tonight and am now getting ready for bed. Thanks for the game of tug it was great. Lets hang out again soon. Here a pigs ear for you mate. Bullseye xxx.
on 04 August 2008
comment by
jlfehler
hello handsome our comfort has got her eye on you, leaving you a juicie bone, lots of licks comfort, crystal, peps and cola.xxxxxxx
on 03 August 2008
comment by
jlfehler
hello handsome our comfort has got her eye on you, leaving you a juicie bone, lots of licks comfort, crystal, peps and cola.xxxxxxx
on 03 August 2008
comment by
nikkinugget
hello Guniess,my owner thinks you are gorgeous.Im a staff 2 we can be best buddies. Here's some juicy bones. Bullseyexxx
on 03 August 2008
comment by
nikkinugget
hello Guniess,my owner thinks you are gorgeous.Im a staff 2 we can be best buddies. Here's some juicy bones. Bullseyexxx
on 03 August 2008
comment by
Joybelle
Hello my friend, how are you? it is so good to see you. so sorry for your loss. we have some chicken treats for you. God bless. love Tess & Buster ♥♥♥
on 22 July 2008
comment by
Cattyukaf
Sorry for your loss of your friend sweetie have an extra special treat from Belle, Karla & Mum x
on 22 July 2008
comment by
piddy
So sorry for your loss, big hugs xxx
on 22 July 2008
comment by
Dogwhisperer
Hello Guiness, sorry for the loss of your dear friend. Sending some treats, luv Foxy & Jess xx
on 21 July 2008
comment by
sparkle 66
helloooooooooooooooooo guinessssssss. how ya doin. we bet ya been up to allsorts!! well floyd has been tellin everyone ive been bullin him, well i mean im princess of the house, i have first choice, hehehe what he dont know is i have my bones in the outhouse and kennel and im not lettin him hav them, noooo way, hehehehehehe leavin treats. love chillieeeeeee
on 16 July 2008
comment by
sparkle 66
hello hello hello. we've missed ya. sorry not been in, mum's fault. she taken on extra hrs at work and as not been managin her spare time so well. well chillie has been her normal self, jumpin and chewin on me, well she was not too happy about being left at home on her own today when mum took me to the vets for my booster. well i think the laydee vet was in love with me!! she said i was a lovely patterdale and that i had great teeth, she was listening to my chest, she even looked into my ears, oh i love havin my ear touched. i didnt even notice that i had my injection, oh oh!!!! she even checked out my meat and two veg, well i was just startin to fall in love with her when i heared her say to mum about havin them chopped off, well that was enought for me, i tryed to get out of there. i normally love the vets as i get so much attention, good job dont have to go back for awhile. leaving a treat. love floyd
on 11 July 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Guiness, well we had a great walk yesterday evening. Well, to be precise, it was great until the moment when I attached Purdey's lead. You see I hadn't noticed that she had rolled in something and I am actually not sure, on reflection, whether I noticed before or after the deer's breakfast was on my hand. And did it pong, you ask? Well, it took five washes in soapy water and treatment with tomato sauce (useless) and tomato puree (much better) to get rid of the stink....and that was just from my hand! Purdey, the gorgeous little sod, required more drastic treatment and is now, thanks to the tomato puree, a RED Slovakian Rough Haired Pointer. Sarika looked on with regal disdain at the chaos and also increased her human vocabulary somewhat, doberdog was, yes that is right, sleeping. Today we thought we had better send over some dog friendly bleach so that, if you are lucky enough to find and roll in some deer poo, you can be restored to your former glory without changing colour. Have fun x
on 11 July 2008