Hi Alfie, so there was this pile of deer poo. First the golden sand coloured hairy east European girlie gundog, she of royal lineage, looked at it, sniffed it and then decided that the leaves fluttering in the wind were of much greater interest. Then the silver grey coloured hairy east European girlie gundog looked at it and sniffed it AND then decided that the leaves were more interesting too. PHEW went the aged human, rather smugly, knowing that Mrs Davidmh was at the stables so any “stinky” washing and “desmelling with tomato sauce” duties would be down to him. He started to whistle. So engrossed in his whistling was he (it was a complicated tune with REQUIRED changes of key AND descants – the aged human interestingly being very good at them when they are NOT REQUIRED but not so when they ARE) that he failed to notice the silver grey one doubling back until it was too late. He turned around just in time to see her, all four legs in the air, actually wriggling her back in the aforementioned deer poo.......next time I had better stick to easier whistling, Young Folks or Colonel Bogey! AND BY POPULAR REQUEST... A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about that mad cow disease that's going around?" "Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
Hi Alfie, a quick visit today. The dogs have managed to get some food from somewhere and Sarika is delivering two slices of wholemeal bread with flora spread on it, Purdey is delivering some tuna and His Maxwellness is delivering some sweetcorn and low fat mayo. Must go as I am providing a taxi service to one of the kids, a typical parental role, and they get soooo cross if you keep them waiting - exactly who is doing who a favour here, I often ask? - when, if ever, will it end, I ask even more often? Anyway, enough of that grumpy old man stuff, I have made myself a very nice sandwich - tuna, sweetcorn and low fat mayo in wholemeal bread with flora spread on it - so it is a quick scoff and then I am off. Now where did I put it?.....HMMMMMMMMMMMMM and more HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMs...Enjoy x
Hi Alfie, im Dottie by name and nature. Looking at you hiding in the plants this is something i would do and you remind me of me. Are you a rascal like i am. I have sent you a lovely big bone to chew on. I would like you to be my friend.
Lots of Luv Dottie XO
hello my friend feeling a bit better today had some chicken and boiled rice and its helped my tummy,still not myself but dont worry wont be long till i get all my energy back! all good athletes need a rest dont they?got you some cheese pizza and ice cream for afters im off for a little nap will come back soon luv and woofs *xxxrosiexxx*
hello my friend,had a busy day today been counting all my toys got to do a stock check on them just to see what ones are missing!humans just dont understand when we empty our toys all over the floor we are just checking them to make sure none are missing!!i even tryed to do a stock check in the treasure chest(rubbish bin)but mum said i wasnt allowed near it(hmm do you think thats where my missing toys are?)not sure about my toys being there but it did smell nice whatever was in there!!got you some sausage rolls with strawberry trifle for afters as a tasty treat im off to see if i can find any more toys and hide them so only i will know where they are he,he, see you soon luv and woofs *xxxrosiexxx*
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davidmh
Hi Alfie, so there was this pile of deer poo. First the golden sand coloured hairy east European girlie gundog, she of royal lineage, looked at it, sniffed it and then decided that the leaves fluttering in the wind were of much greater interest. Then the silver grey coloured hairy east European girlie gundog looked at it and sniffed it AND then decided that the leaves were more interesting too. PHEW went the aged human, rather smugly, knowing that Mrs Davidmh was at the stables so any “stinky” washing and “desmelling with tomato sauce” duties would be down to him. He started to whistle. So engrossed in his whistling was he (it was a complicated tune with REQUIRED changes of key AND descants – the aged human interestingly being very good at them when they are NOT REQUIRED but not so when they ARE) that he failed to notice the silver grey one doubling back until it was too late. He turned around just in time to see her, all four legs in the air, actually wriggling her back in the aforementioned deer poo.......next time I had better stick to easier whistling, Young Folks or Colonel Bogey! AND BY POPULAR REQUEST... A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about that mad cow disease that's going around?" "Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
on 10 November 2008
comment by
zoepup
Hello pretty boy, you are lovely looking. Here have a treat and a kiss, love Zoe and Taz xxxxxxx
on 23 April 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Alfie, a quick visit today. The dogs have managed to get some food from somewhere and Sarika is delivering two slices of wholemeal bread with flora spread on it, Purdey is delivering some tuna and His Maxwellness is delivering some sweetcorn and low fat mayo. Must go as I am providing a taxi service to one of the kids, a typical parental role, and they get soooo cross if you keep them waiting - exactly who is doing who a favour here, I often ask? - when, if ever, will it end, I ask even more often? Anyway, enough of that grumpy old man stuff, I have made myself a very nice sandwich - tuna, sweetcorn and low fat mayo in wholemeal bread with flora spread on it - so it is a quick scoff and then I am off. Now where did I put it?.....HMMMMMMMMMMMMM and more HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMs...Enjoy x
on 06 March 2008
comment by
Melanie m.
oh are you glad they found you here is a treat from mel and her shih tzu daisy
on 13 January 2008
comment by
germari
You are adore-able!!!!!!!! Germari, Jackie & Spot
on 13 December 2007
comment by
DOTTIEDOO
Hi Alfie, im Dottie by name and nature. Looking at you hiding in the plants this is something i would do and you remind me of me. Are you a rascal like i am. I have sent you a lovely big bone to chew on. I would like you to be my friend. Lots of Luv Dottie XO
on 25 September 2007
comment by
axl
hello my friend feeling a bit better today had some chicken and boiled rice and its helped my tummy,still not myself but dont worry wont be long till i get all my energy back! all good athletes need a rest dont they?got you some cheese pizza and ice cream for afters im off for a little nap will come back soon luv and woofs *xxxrosiexxx*
on 29 August 2007
comment by
axl
hello my friend,had a busy day today been counting all my toys got to do a stock check on them just to see what ones are missing!humans just dont understand when we empty our toys all over the floor we are just checking them to make sure none are missing!!i even tryed to do a stock check in the treasure chest(rubbish bin)but mum said i wasnt allowed near it(hmm do you think thats where my missing toys are?)not sure about my toys being there but it did smell nice whatever was in there!!got you some sausage rolls with strawberry trifle for afters as a tasty treat im off to see if i can find any more toys and hide them so only i will know where they are he,he, see you soon luv and woofs *xxxrosiexxx*
on 22 August 2007
comment by
patterdale1
hello twin LOL love ernie x x x
on 05 April 2007
comment by
Iris
Awwww Hi Alfie, why are you hiding? Come out and play with me. Max xx
on 09 March 2007
comment by
jayne1
Hi Alfie, Are you hiding ? Come on out and have a treat and a kissy lick from Jasper X
on 27 February 2007
comment by
laura6189
aww so cute! love fellow TTs zero and maggie xx
on 16 January 2007