Let's go for a walk meet another dog
tess
About me
my kennel
breed
profile
13 years old, female
my family
treats
Kennel owner's status
Pooch personality
energy
zzzz woof woof
friendliness
grrrgh waggy tail
obedience
forget it right away
intelligence
durr? e=mc2
temperament
chill whooah
What my owner says
loves
peace and quiet
hates
rain, fireworks, anything loud and been woke up or been moved off the sofa
favourite toy
rope toy
favourite food
chicken or beef chews
favourite place
on the sofa curled up on a pillow
what my humans like most about me
how small i am and how loyal i am and my tiny paws
how i met my owner(s)
my dad bought me off one of his friends
other stuff about me
i dont really get on with other dogs now that im getting on but i welcomed bailey into my house with.....
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comment by
dar55
hi Everyone Toney here how is everybody? Mom just came home from swimming. i called on Little mo(jackymac) so she is ready to play and cuddle of course. So I see That Teddy will be gone for a little while hope his Mum has a great vacation. i like the charactor he chose for himself James Cagney hahahha did'nt he talk funny hehehe I like Clint but i would much rather be Russel Crowe. he plays some good parts in the movies. Mom thinks he is handsome. I have'nt heard anyone else figure out who they are yet. Mo is Scarlet O'hara ooooooo Pretty girl. Love the Black hair. Well I went out this morning mom has her Halloween stuff out on the front poarch and evrytime I go out this spider drops down and crawls back up. It scares me everytime. We had lots of people over yesterday to watch the football game and our teams lost. But everyone still had a good time and I got some extra goodies hehehehe. They had pizza and chickens wings. There is nothing like buffalo chicken wings. yummmmy I got lots of attention anyway. It's sunny and coll out 54. Mom had the fireplace on earlier but now she got it all cosey in the house. Well i have to go out and do some business so I will see you all soon. I am leaving you all some chicken wings and pizza. and a cup of cocoa.woooooooof and waggggggs your Pal Toney sniiiiiiif sniiiiif xxxxxxxxxps I see Scoop, Apallo, Pippa and Micheala have film star names.
on 06 October 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Tess, I think Maxwell has turned into a fish as we have now “enjoyed” a veritable shoal of fish farts. I am not actually sure that “enjoyed” is the right word there! However I cannot find any fins on him so I asked the local “she who knows absolutely everything about dogs” and she said I had to squeeze some glands in his nether regions. “SQUEEZE......”GLANDS”..... .”MAX’S NETHER REGIONS”.......”ME”. I don’t think so, that’s the sort of thing you PAY someone else to do.......Mrs Davidmh, have you got any cash, would you like some? It has also been all quiet here as far as Purdey is concerned, no rolling in, no treading in nor scoffing of unmentionables. Which is TROUBLING because I said that pigs would fly before that happened. I now go outside with considerable trepidation...it is ok being hit by a bird poo from 100 feet but PIG POO!! Goodnight Vienna methinks. Her Princessliness remains just that so today she is sending over some cash (should you have Max’s problem) and a golfing umbrella for your slave, just in case pigs do fly! X PS the one good thing about fish farts (what AM I writing!!!!) is that I have discovered that my reflexes still work, you would not believe how quickly I got out of the sitting room yesterday!!!
on 01 October 2008
comment by
Dogwhisperer
Hi Tess, what a great party. Both Teddy and Toney behaved themselves, I (Foxy) had a great time keeping my eye on them with Zeea...hehe. She came home in our time machine and we had a good chat. Jess is still trying to get dry. She spent so much time in that pond she is waterlogged. It was a lovely sunny weekend as usual and as usual mum was working...grrrr. Its still nice and dry but the sun keeps disappearing and then it gets quite chilly...brr. Mums managed to transfer some pics from her old phone to her new one via Bluetooth. More luck than skill...hehehe. She is hoping to put them on pooter as there are some nice ones of us. Now on a more serious note, mum is doing a sponsored swim on Feb 14th for Oliver. She has written about it in Olivers thread in The Lampost on the Forum. I (Jess) have just volunteered to do it with her if the sea is not too rough. If we can we will video it and put it on YouTube to prove it is mum and not a beached whale...hehehe. Well, we are off to get our tea now so leaving you some of our Crunchy Mix, see you soon, luv Foxy & Jess xx
on 29 September 2008
comment by
Sandra J
Hi Tess,we're late again,thanks to mum.instead of coming in here after dinner like normal she went and did some ironing,what a cheek.she was very pleased with us on the park this afternoon.we were plodding along minding our own business when we saw whay looked like rubbish by the goal posts.didn't smell like any old rubbish though so we made straight for it.next thing we knew was a loud bellow L E A V E.well it was mum.we never knew she had such a big roar but it made us leave the bags of haribo right away that some lads had put down while playing footie.silly place to leave then,we could have lifted our leg on them but we didn't.hehe.leaving bedtime treats as it's getting late.woofs and waggy tails from toggle and button.xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
on 29 September 2008
comment by
Joybelle
Hi, yummy doggy treats for you too, xxxxxxx
on 29 September 2008
comment by
Trainer of Dogs
Treaty time love from the gang.
on 25 September 2008
comment by
Dogwhisperer
Hi Tess, there is plenty in Baileys goodie bag for you too, luv Foxy & Jess XX
on 24 September 2008
comment by
Sandra J
Hi Tess,just popped in to say happy birthday to bailey so we'll leave you some champagne to celebrate with her.woofs and waggy tails from toggle and button.xxxxxxxxxx
on 24 September 2008
comment by
piddy
His Tess that looks like a good place to sleep, ask Bailey if you can have some of her cake as well xxx
on 24 September 2008
comment by
angiedan
HI TED THE ED here well ive had a lazy morning today Now i guess you see we were laughing about PUSSY GALOUR well thats My Mums Bluetooth name on her phone Jackymac thought it was so funny i guess its typical Mum ,And i never told you Mollys Dad sent My Mum a Painting of Me and it is Fantastic i will scan it for you all to see hes bought out ALL my BEST features so you can imagine how Perfect it is . Also today mum cannot stop laughing about [ Davidmh ] message what is a Fish Fart ????? is it an older dog thing ???? Well today we have a Birthday BAILEY [ xXxamyxXx ] she is 3 yrs old today and on friday its LEVI [ mariemullett ] 1st Birthday im telling you early as i may not be on tomorrow Mums going to her 6th Funeral this year !!! but i will remind you on Friday Now KATIE [ roryfoxtrot ] is at the vets today she has a poorly ear so please send them all your wishes And Dont forget SATURDAY we are all off to the U S A for TONEYS [ dar55 ] Masquerade party we have to wear a mask. i know why that is Toney got so many wrinkles he wants to hide them hahahahahaha im Flying First Class with Maxymoo Shadow Jenny Dottie & Ozzy so im afraid Gimli has got to go in the Hold with my designer suit cases well hes a little shirt lifter i think thats the right word Hang On MUUUUUUUUUUUUM WHATS GIMLI CALLED sorry she said he's a TEA LEAF i think its the same thing Well Todays treat is a Lemon Sorbet see you Friday lots of love TEDDY XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
on 24 September 2008
comment by
Joybelle
Hi Tess & Bailey, how are you today my friends? "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" to you Tess. have a great day. nothing much going on here today. I looked after Dad while Mum went shopping. it has been quite overcast here. we had a little rain this morning, but no more storms. thanks for dropping by. we have some chicken and hide chews for you too enjoy. they are yum. God bless, love Tess & Buster ♥♥♥
on 24 September 2008
comment by
davidmh
Hi Tess, NOT THE BEST 24 HOURS. First of all Max did a “fish fart”, unfortunately he was sitting on my lap at the time. Owners of older dogs will probably know about fish farts, owners of younger dogs have a treat in store. I am not articulate enough to describe the noxious lingering pong that results. Then on our walk Sarika came back lame, by the looks of things she got a stone caught in her paw, no cuts but bruises. While I was sorting her out I noticed that Purdey had trailed some mud on the floor. I picked it up and sniffed it....WHY DID I DO THAT? WHY DID I PICK IT UP? WHY ON EARTH DID I SNIFF IT? It is fair to say that I now regret picking it up and, very particularly, sniffing it. The little darling had obviously walked in what she normally rolls in, deer poo I think. I very nearly joined my clothes in the washing machine. So indeed NOT THE BEST 24 HOURS and now there is the next 24 to look forward to, OH DEAR. Today the girls are sending over some spare kisses and Max is sending a cork and a nose clip. PS Despite being well snogged Tommy didn’t turn into a prince, perhaps because he is a toad rather than a frog? But at least he has a smile on his face now! x
on 24 September 2008
comment by
Joybelle
Hi guys, how are you doing? thanks for visiting us. sorry for the not so often visits. hopefully thing will settle down now. well!! it was just so good to see Dad home today. it has been so long. it is nice snuggling up to him on the lounge again. thank you for all your thoughts and prayers for him. doggy choc chip cookies for you. God bless, love Tess & Buster ♥♥♥
on 19 September 2008
comment by
lucindapoppy
Hiya Tink is flying us in on her broomstick tonight, mummy says she's a right little witch hehehe she has bit mums toe tonight and you should have seen her dance, we didnt think she could do the quickstep hehehe leaving you jam roly poly and custard for your supper xx Lucy Poppy and Killer ooops we mean Tink xx
on 17 September 2008
comment by
Joybelle
Hi, my friend. we had another warm, and very quiet day here. nothing really exciting to share. we are well, hope you are too. thanks for your visit. great to see you. a bag of treats & a fluffy toy for you. have a great day. God bless, love Tess & Buster ♥♥♥
on 11 September 2008
comment by
CaroleA
Hi Tess w've got some pigs ears for you today love Oscar & Harry xxx
on 10 September 2008
comment by
davidmh
treats x
on 08 September 2008
comment by
CaroleA
Hello Tess hope your caring for Bailey, what a day we have had went for an early walk then Mummy & Daddy had jobs to do in the garden and greenhouse well I helped thats me Harry ate the end off a lovely cucumber very nice Daddy wasn't too pleased Mummy laughed so much. Mummy cleaned the greenhouse then all this water came from up above so Mummy, Oscar and me sheltered in one shed and Daddy was in the other, well Oscar being so clever did a runner all the way down to the garage to keep dry. So when it eased a little Mummy carried me down the garden and then we had a warm bowl of water and nice towel to dry me off. Oscar was almost dry but he had his dry as well. Then dins, so tonight Oscar and I are so tired zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Mummy do the treats please roast beef & yorkshire pud lots of love Oscar and Harry xxxxxxxxxxxxx
on 07 September 2008
comment by
billy-b's mum
Hiya Tess, look after Bailey love and licks Billy Bxxx
on 07 September 2008
comment by
BadBoiBenjy
awwwwwwww hope ur okaii xxx
on 14 February 2008